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Date: 22-02-2011 1:02 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 22-02-2011 01:02 PM (10 years ago)
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A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm.

"Where did you find that monkey?" asked the fellow pedestrian.

"It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede.

"Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the duck."


Posted: at 22-02-2011 01:02 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 23-02-2011 07:41 AM (10 years ago)
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U mean say d Swede na monkey Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 23-02-2011 07:41 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 23-02-2011 10:11 AM (10 years ago)
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  Huh?Angry Angry u mean sey the pedestrian dey follow duck talk?  Huh? na u b d duck?
Posted: at 23-02-2011 10:11 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 23-02-2011 10:33 AM (10 years ago)
monkey and duck story again,
Posted: at 23-02-2011 10:33 AM (10 years ago) |
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- mrvoue at 23-02-2011 10:36 AM (10 years ago)
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na d poster b d duck
Posted: at 23-02-2011 10:36 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 23-02-2011 11:01 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on 22-02-2011 01:02 PM
A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm.

"Where did you find that monkey?" asked the fellow pedestrian.

"It happens to be a duck." claimed the Swede.

"Shut up, Swede! I am talking to the duck."
"tiles by moonlight"....
geeeettroout joor. Angry
Posted: at 23-02-2011 11:01 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 23-02-2011 11:17 AM (10 years ago)
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why am I not laughing Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 23-02-2011 11:17 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 23-02-2011 11:20 AM (10 years ago)
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Bcos u don chop poison na Grin

Posted: at 23-02-2011 11:20 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 23-02-2011 11:21 AM (10 years ago)
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are u asking me?  Huh?
Posted: at 23-02-2011 11:21 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 23-02-2011 11:24 AM (10 years ago)
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u know wetin u chop na

Posted: at 23-02-2011 11:24 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 23-02-2011 11:27 AM (10 years ago)
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na u give am chop?
Posted: at 23-02-2011 11:27 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 23-02-2011 11:29 AM (10 years ago)
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U know who give u chop na....how I go know?...I know u?

Posted: at 23-02-2011 11:29 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mrvoue at 23-02-2011 11:46 AM (10 years ago)
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bros e don turn to me? abi u dey take yansh chop?
Posted: at 23-02-2011 11:46 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 23-02-2011 01:23 PM (10 years ago)
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vry boring! am out>>>>
Posted: at 23-02-2011 01:23 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 23-02-2011 02:27 PM (10 years ago)
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i follow u
Posted: at 23-02-2011 02:27 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 23-02-2011 03:51 PM (10 years ago)
Quote from: Abolore05 on 23-02-2011 01:23 PM
vry boring! am out>>>>

hey elf no enter here again ,
just pass out Wink
Posted: at 23-02-2011 03:51 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 23-02-2011 04:00 PM (10 years ago)
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i no go pass out, i go pass in Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:00 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 23-02-2011 04:15 PM (10 years ago)
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and the duck now now told the monkey shut up too and the monkey now said maybe bcos i allowed u to pick me up........... gosh. just trying to finish the history for u mehn. its ok but not that funny... do better ok
Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:15 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Diadem at 23-02-2011 04:26 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 23-02-2011 10:36 AM
na d poster b d duck
And u b d monkey

Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:26 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 23-02-2011 04:32 PM (10 years ago)
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i no even laugh.....duck dey hungry the poster..................

long throat Grin Grin

Posted: at 23-02-2011 04:32 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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