No Toilet Paper

Date: 22-02-2011 2:59 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 22-02-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
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There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

Posted: at 22-02-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omotoyosolabisi at 22-02-2011 05:09 PM (13 years ago)
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am i suppose to laugh Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 22-02-2011 05:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-02-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago)
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i tire oo
Posted: at 22-02-2011 06:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 22-02-2011 06:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 22-02-2011 05:09 PM
am i suppose to laugh Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked
U didnt find it funny maybe bcos happened to U b4. so u dnt want 2 laugh urself (no offence meant).
Posted: at 22-02-2011 06:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-02-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 22-02-2011 06:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 22-02-2011 06:44 PM (13 years ago)
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make una seeeeeeeeeeeee joke ooooo.........i no even laugh Cool
Posted: at 22-02-2011 06:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xavexdo5 at 22-02-2011 11:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on 22-02-2011 06:29 PM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 22-02-2011 05:09 PM
am i suppose to laugh Huh? Huh? Shocked Shocked
U didnt find it funny maybe bcos happened to U b4. so u dnt want 2 laugh urself (no offence meant).
go rest abeg
e nor funny jor
 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 22-02-2011 11:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetrae at 23-02-2011 12:12 AM (13 years ago)
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okie dokie...
Posted: at 23-02-2011 12:12 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 23-02-2011 06:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Wat is going on here?
Posted: at 23-02-2011 06:50 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- OLAAKAM at 31-08-2011 05:38 AM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 31-08-2011 05:38 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 31-08-2011 09:34 AM (12 years ago)
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na forgotten joke be dis nah
Posted: at 31-08-2011 09:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 31-08-2011 09:43 AM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 31-08-2011 09:43 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 31-08-2011 11:38 AM (12 years ago)
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u dumb?
Posted: at 31-08-2011 11:38 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 31-08-2011 12:09 PM (12 years ago)
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ur brain  dey  ashawo  house?
Posted: at 31-08-2011 12:09 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sexsyguy at 31-08-2011 01:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 23-02-2011 06:50 AM
Wat is going on here?






yeye
Posted: at 31-08-2011 01:20 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 31-08-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 31-08-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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