Three Men in Hell

Date: 24-02-2011 8:43 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 24-02-2011 08:43 PM (10 years ago)
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Three men went to hell.

The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."


Posted: at 24-02-2011 08:43 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jeffrey4u at 24-02-2011 09:21 PM (10 years ago)
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Could't enjoy de break self
Posted: at 24-02-2011 09:21 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 24-02-2011 11:40 PM (10 years ago)
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Emergency funny!!!
Posted: at 24-02-2011 11:40 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 25-02-2011 01:21 AM (10 years ago)
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Three men went to hell.

The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."
story story...story Grin
you don go hell b4? amu gi there Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:21 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 25-02-2011 01:52 PM (10 years ago)
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emergency yoke Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:52 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 25-02-2011 01:55 PM (10 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:55 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 25-02-2011 03:19 PM (10 years ago)
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@kenolis: Ur a pain in d ass.

Posted: at 25-02-2011 03:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 25-02-2011 03:26 PM (10 years ago)
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ok i don hear you...
Posted: at 25-02-2011 03:26 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 25-02-2011 04:23 PM (10 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-02-2011 04:23 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 25-02-2011 04:30 PM (10 years ago)
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who be this one again.? e no get weting person no go see 4here.
oya dey laugh na, non stop Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 25-02-2011 04:30 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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