Toasted Blonde

Date: 24-02-2011 8:46 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 24-02-2011 08:46 PM (13 years ago)
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One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.

The doctor askes her what had happened.

She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone.

"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." Said the doctor

"The bastard called again" replied the blonde

Posted: at 24-02-2011 08:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jeffrey4u at 24-02-2011 09:30 PM (13 years ago)
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The mouth is next wen i call
hehehehhee
Posted: at 24-02-2011 09:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 24-02-2011 11:34 PM (13 years ago)
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I wonder where would have been next...
Nice one poster...
Posted: at 24-02-2011 11:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 25-02-2011 01:27 AM (13 years ago)
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you dey live mouth put food for your nose abi?
why you no blonbe your aji?
Posted: at 25-02-2011 01:27 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 25-02-2011 07:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 25-02-2011 01:27 AM
you dey live mouth put food for your nose abi?
why you no blonbe your aji?
He doesn't for once say something Positive. Pls can i block this Guy?
Posted: at 25-02-2011 07:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 25-02-2011 07:57 PM (13 years ago)
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no comment now Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 25-02-2011 07:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-02-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-02-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 26-02-2011 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
 Shocked Shocked Shocked
 Shocked Shocked
 Shocked
Posted: at 26-02-2011 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 27-02-2011 01:23 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 27-02-2011 01:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 27-02-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Undecided Lips Sealed
Posted: at 27-02-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 28-02-2011 12:57 PM (13 years ago)
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sorry blonde Embarrassed Embarrassed :'( :'( :'( :'( Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed :'(
Posted: at 28-02-2011 12:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 28-02-2011 01:50 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-02-2011 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 28-02-2011 09:22 PM (13 years ago)
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stephen you be reall craze oooo Huh?
Posted: at 28-02-2011 09:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 28-02-2011 09:33 PM (13 years ago)
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ok, nice Wink
Posted: at 28-02-2011 09:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-02-2011 10:29 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 28-02-2011 10:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 1-03-2011 01:11 AM (13 years ago)
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ok, nice meaning wetin? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 1-03-2011 01:11 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 1-03-2011 02:25 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 27-02-2011 02:09 PM
Lips Sealed Undecided Lips Sealed

make i help u staple am?
Posted: at 1-03-2011 02:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 1-03-2011 03:49 AM (13 years ago)
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posted b4 b4
Posted: at 1-03-2011 03:49 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 2-03-2011 01:52 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote
posted b4 b4
wot of posted b5 or b6? see your head Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-03-2011 01:52 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-03-2011 11:00 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on 24-02-2011 08:46 PM
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.

The doctor askes her what had happened.

She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone.

"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." Said the doctor

"The bastard called again" replied the blonde
hahahahahahahaha...funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: at 3-03-2011 11:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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