me too gone small

Date: 28-02-2011 11:01 am (13 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
- at 28-02-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
yo! guys seems like im gnna follow Skypon my hommie...funny buh true,gatto face some thns.
im still here tho but not really fully.Tnx 4 all d company and fun and yabs and love and comments and posts and jokes and more.
Y'all'r da best...but wait sef,not like im really exing naw...                 
                         MY JOKE
A baby was born so advanced in development he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Why, yes, I am," said the doctor.
 

The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."

 

He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, dear, I am," said the mother, beaming. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes, I am," his father proudly answered. The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts, doesn't it!?"

Posted: at 28-02-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- mrvoue at 28-02-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
I HAVE AN ENCRYPTED MESSAGE B4 THE JOKE...JUST HIGHLIGHT AND SEE  Shocked
Posted: at 28-02-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- chicanorose at 28-02-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
funny Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-02-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Deffney at 28-02-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: mrvoue on 28-02-2011 12:32 PM
I HAVE AN ENCRYPTED MESSAGE B4 THE JOKE...JUST HIGHLIGHT AND SEE  Shocked

why one by one go busy hehehehe

make i bribe u "Baby Gaga" (newly launched Bosom  milk ice cream in London) u like try am?Huh? do'nt go na.... Wink
Posted: at 28-02-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- mrvoue at 28-02-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
eww! naw im about to throw up *&#@$%^* yuck!
Posted: at 28-02-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- terryworld at 28-02-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
posta dats good of u but u should always try and take ur pills often.funny joke by a yeyeism posta.
Posted: at 28-02-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Deffney at 28-02-2011 01:51 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: mrvoue on 28-02-2011 01:44 PM
eww! naw im about to throw up *&#@$%^* yuck!
Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 28-02-2011 01:51 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- mrvoue at 28-02-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: terryworld on 28-02-2011 01:49 PM
posta dats good of u but u should always try and take ur pills often.funny joke by a yeyeism posta.
u don read my coded mssg so? b4 u dey run mouth like tap  Tongue
Posted: at 28-02-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- omotoyosolabisi at 28-02-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-02-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Abolore05 at 28-02-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
ok Wink
Posted: at 28-02-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- mrvoue at 28-02-2011 05:07 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
im out
Posted: at 28-02-2011 05:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Sheree at 28-02-2011 05:09 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
u dey run?
Posted: at 28-02-2011 05:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
ReplyFollow
Login To Post Reply

Latest Updates

Bobrisky Jailed, Cubana Chief Priest Granted Bail For Same Offense - Timi Agbaje Clarifies

Oluwo Tells EFCC About A Spirit In Yoruba That Forces People To Spray Money Uncontrollably

Junior Pope Did Not Drown, Nigerian Lady Claims As She Shares Dream She Had (Video)

Billionaire Daughter, DJ Cuppy Announces 2024 As Her Best Year Yet

VIDEO: Woman Arrested After Taking Dead Uncle To The Bank To Secure A Loan

Nigerian Army Rescues Another Chibok Girl 10 Years After Her Abduction

Nigerian Army Detains Two Soldiers Over Alleged Theft In Dangote Refinery

JUST IN: Bobrisky Moved To Kirikiri Prison

Lagos Govt Raids Street Miscreants, Arrest 12 For Sleeping Under Elegushi Bridge (Video)

More Featured Topics

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

THIS WEEK

  1. Shock As Video of Woman $exually Abusing A Child Goes Viral; Lagos Authorities Seek Perpetrator

  2. Controversy Surrounds Former BBNaija HM, Ka3na Jones After Ritual Video With Gospel Music

  3. Tears Flow As Beautiful Lady Dies After Alleged Poisoning At Shop Opening Party (Video)

  4. Body of Makeup Artiste, Abigail Frederick, Who D!ed in Boat Mishap With Jnr Pope Exhumed

  5. Brutal Child Abuse Incident Captured On Video Prompts Nationwide Outcry (Watch With Caution)

  6. The Real Reason Tinubu Government Went After Bobrisky - Reno Omokri Drops Bombshell

  7. U.S-Based Model's Accidental Post Of Her With Davido In A 'Cozy" Mood Sparks Rumors(Photos)

  8. 18-Yr-Old Usman Umar To Be Arrested For Fatal Stabbing Of Friend, Usman Abubakar In Adamawa

  9. Repentant Boko Haram Member Enlisted Into Nigerian Army Slits Woman’s Throat In Enugu Barracks

  10. Edo Police Commissioner Orders Trial Of Officer Threatening Civilians With AK-47 In Viral Video

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 887
  • fineboy77 563
  • felicilin 434
  • bohlah 245
  • kacylee 216
Read More

Featured Topics

. Bobrisky Jailed, Cubana Chief Priest Granted Bail For Same Offense - Timi Agbaje Clarifies

. Oluwo Tells EFCC About A Spirit In Yoruba That Forces People To Spray Money Uncontrollably

. Junior Pope Did Not Drown, Nigerian Lady Claims As She Shares Dream She Had (Video)

. Billionaire Daughter, DJ Cuppy Announces 2024 As Her Best Year Yet

.. VIDEO: Woman Arrested After Taking Dead Uncle To The Bank To Secure A Loan

. Nigerian Army Rescues Another Chibok Girl 10 Years After Her Abduction

. Nigerian Army Detains Two Soldiers Over Alleged Theft In Dangote Refinery

. JUST IN: Bobrisky Moved To Kirikiri Prison

. Lagos Govt Raids Street Miscreants, Arrest 12 For Sleeping Under Elegushi Bridge (Video)

. Nigerian Lady in Tears After Her Boyfriend Absconded With Her N10m Life Savings

. VIDEO: Korra Obidi Breaks Silence on Ex Husband's Claims That She Cheated While Pregnant

. Video of Singer, Bella Shmurda And Team Members Being Thoroughly Searched By The Police

. Drama as Kogi Governor Ododo Sneaks Yahaya Bello Out of Abuja Home to Avoid EFCC Arrest

. Mother of Sound Engineer Who Died Alongside Jnr Pope Cries Out For The Return of Her Son’s Body to Rivers State

. Burna Boy Listed Among Times' 100 Most Influential People in The World 2024

. Court Restrains EFCC From Arresting, Detaining, Prosecuting Ex Kogi Gov. Yahaya Bello

. VIDEO: Actor, Yomi Fabiyi Supports Mohbad's Father's Call For DNA Test

. JUST IN: Of 29 Yoruba Nation Agitators Arraigned In Ibadan (Photos)

. EFCC Reportedly Barricades Kogi Ex-Gov. Yahaya Bello’s House In Abuja Amid N84b Fraud Case

. VIDEO; Lady Goes Viral As She Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Forehead

. Lady Stirs Reaction After Sharing Video Of Her Reverend Father Shooting A Gun During Service

. Woman Lands In Lagos Court For Trying To Steal Crying 9Yr Old Girl On The Road

. Alleged Naira Abuse: Singer, Davido Reacts To Cubana Chief Priest’s Bail

. Woman, Ihuoma Onunyere Docked For Stealing N2.1m From Late Boyfriend’s Bank Account

. ‘Money Na Water’ -Cubana Chief Priest Boasts After N10m Bail

. Imo Governor, Hope Uzodimma Appoints 16 Special Advisers

. Two Alleged Illegal Miners Arrested With 600 Bags Of Kaolin In Anambra

. Mechanic Turned Church Messenger Gets Amazing Gift From Pastor, David Ibiyeomie

. Singer, Lara George Demands Stronger Apology From Pastor Enenche After Humiliating Vera

. Alleged Naira Abuse: Nigerians React To Arraignment & Bail Of Socialite Cubana Chief Priest

More Featured Topics