HOW MUCH YOU GO BUY AM?

Date: 19-11-2008 9:15 pm (15 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- at 19-11-2008 09:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.

While in the middle of their food, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away.

The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away.

Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it.

The other men saw this but just kept on eating.

Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again.

It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to to the Chinese man and asked " how much you go buy am?" (Translation: How much are you willing to pay for this fly?)

Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- m121249 at 20-11-2008 04:59 AM (15 years ago)
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4 igbo people aniwere can serve 4 bizness popose i nu like demmmm
Posted: at 20-11-2008 04:59 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 20-11-2008 08:33 AM (15 years ago)
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daz it... money answereth all things... hail thee...almightly Igbo land .... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 08:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 20-11-2008 08:50 AM (15 years ago)
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Hehehe...
Posted: at 20-11-2008 08:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 09:32 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 20-11-2008 08:33 AM
daz it... money answereth all things... hail thee...almightly Igbo land .... Grin Grin Grin
with money i can get you abi? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-11-2008 11:47 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:47 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 21-11-2008 08:49 AM (15 years ago)
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how you mean rezi lol. no yab Ibo again o!
Posted: at 21-11-2008 08:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 09:32 AM (15 years ago)
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i no yab dem oh. i just dey trip for the way dem take dey discover biz opportunities. Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 21-11-2008 12:15 PM (15 years ago)
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clap 4 urself
Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on 21-11-2008 12:15 PM
clap 4 urself

 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 12:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Grinn y u dey squeeze face like dat... U wan fight...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 12:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 01:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 21-11-2008 12:22 PM
Grinn y u dey squeeze face like dat... U wan fight...

wetin u dey try talk now, na say the eyeglass wey grin wear dey deceive am? i no understand o
Posted: at 21-11-2008 01:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 01:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Jboy na wah for u ooh... I talk like dat... Abeg ooh... Even if i talk sometin, u hear me talk go reach google...LOL
Posted: at 21-11-2008 01:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 02:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Na just question wey i ask, na bad thing i do?
Posted: at 21-11-2008 02:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 11:15 PM (15 years ago)
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You no see wetin grin post?
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 11:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 21-11-2008 11:15 PM
You no see wetin grin post?

He talks to ma rudeboy so rude...rezi, rezi are you there...what did i post dat dem no see..oya talk am make dema all hear am...  Lips Sealed
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 02:49 AM (15 years ago)
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  You no see all d frowning faces wey you go post wey come dey cause trouble now.
Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:49 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 22-11-2008 06:38 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-11-2008 09:32 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 20-11-2008 08:33 AM
daz it... money answereth all things... hail thee...almightly Igbo land .... Grin Grin Grin
with money i can get you abi? Grin Grin Grin Grin

sorry not for sale... try next door...lol
Posted: at 22-11-2008 06:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 22-11-2008 10:35 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 22-11-2008 06:38 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 20-11-2008 09:32 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 20-11-2008 08:33 AM
daz it... money answereth all things... hail thee...almightly Igbo land .... Grin Grin Grin
with money i can get you abi? Grin Grin Grin Grin

sorry not for sale... try next door...lol
dem say you get the goods, and i gat the money. how much last? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-11-2008 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 22-11-2008 12:26 PM (15 years ago)
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@rezi... money can't buy ma luv...u gat it???   Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 22-11-2008 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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