DROP ONE!!!

Date: 19-11-2008 9:24 pm (12 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- at 19-11-2008 09:24 PM (12 years ago)
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There was a poor man with many kids. He always did his best to get them food.

Unfortunately, this man had only 5 Naira with him which on one particular day, he used in purchasing fried fish.

So this man made the local Garri and tied the fish up above the Garri.

A calculation was made and each individual in the family was allocated their quota - take a spoonful of Garri and inhale the aroma from the fish once.

Beginning from the father, then the mother and progressing through all the kids, they all took a spoonful of Garri and inhaled the aroma once.

The last kid, feeling brave, took a spoonful of Garri and inhaled the aroma of the fish twice.

Damn!

His father gave him a dirty slap and said DROP ONE! The kid quickly exhaled in order to prevent a serious beating and further slaps.

Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- gen2esther at 19-11-2008 10:25 PM (12 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FunkyKing at 19-11-2008 10:36 PM (12 years ago)
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 D guy don exhale d second one. Smart stuff! Funny.

Posted: at 19-11-2008 10:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- m121249 at 19-11-2008 11:24 PM (12 years ago)
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nut fuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
Posted: at 19-11-2008 11:24 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 09:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: m121249 on 19-11-2008 11:24 PM
nut fuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
form your own dem. make we laff. with your broken pidgin. no let me face you oh Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 20-11-2008 01:20 PM (12 years ago)
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okay
Posted: at 20-11-2008 01:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 20-11-2008 05:16 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehe... Dis is wat i call extremely funny... Rezi u try... No mind m121249... Na jboy handwork b dat... E wan just cause unnecessary whahala...
Posted: at 20-11-2008 05:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 20-11-2008 05:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: m121249 on 19-11-2008 11:24 PM
nut fuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

@m121249 - YOU LIE BAD.....THIS JOKE IS ONE OF THE BEST IN THIS FORUM.

Good one rezi...funny  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 05:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 20-11-2008 05:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Orezo abeg no be my handwork o, no be me at all o. Na one guy wey i go use im system one day i come mistakenly use im ID reply u. I remain JBOY4SHEZO and not any other person
Posted: at 20-11-2008 05:52 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- idorenyen007 at 20-11-2008 06:10 PM (12 years ago)
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good one, i laffed till tears dropped
Posted: at 20-11-2008 06:10 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 20-11-2008 06:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: idorenyen007 on 20-11-2008 06:10 PM
good one, i laffed till tears dropped
Odiron ye giriya  Grin Grin

tears dropped  Huh? Huh?
And you wept  :'(
Father forgive him ...  Roll Eyes
Amen  Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 06:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-11-2008 11:13 PM (12 years ago)
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reli drop one breathe Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


funny joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:13 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- midasmanny at 20-11-2008 11:29 PM (12 years ago)
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father should read mathew 14 : 14, by accepting Christ he will be able to turn d fish and gari to amount enough to feed his whole family ... nice one
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:29 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- HOCKIESS at 21-11-2008 09:47 AM (12 years ago)
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THAT funni
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:47 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 09:55 AM (12 years ago)
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@Jboy... O.k... I hear u... Just dat i dey quick dey observe tins well well...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 11:17 PM (12 years ago)
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you believe jboy? the guy dey lie for state oh Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 11:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: midasmanny on 20-11-2008 11:29 PM
father should read mathew 14 : 14, by accepting Christ he will be able to turn d fish and gari to amount enough to feed his whole family ... nice one

LOL...



@rezi..lying in state...what a hec...is he going to be bureeeeeedi
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 02:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: m121249 on 19-11-2008 11:24 PM
nut fuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
O boy, u dey vex oooh. Take am easy ehn.

Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:56 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 02:58 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-11-2008 09:43 AM
Quote from: m121249 on 19-11-2008 11:24 PM
nut fuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
form your own dem. make we laff. with your broken pidgin. no let me face you oh Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Rezi, abeg no vex ehn, just pity am.

Posted: at 22-11-2008 02:58 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- act2sean at 22-11-2008 07:58 AM (12 years ago)
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na wowwwwwwwww!!!! Grin

if person don lie fron village pass local govt. come reach state
e mean say he go soon graduate as a professor of lie for federal level oooooooooooh. LoL
Posted: at 22-11-2008 07:58 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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