ANCIENT CHINESE TORTURE

Date: 19-11-2008 9:25 pm (12 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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A naija man found himself lost and wandering in a forest. After a few hours trying to find his way, he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an old Chinese man with a long, grey beard.

"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the naija man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, stunningly beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the naija man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.

But during the night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read,

"Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read:

"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones were better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read;

"Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost.

Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- m121249 at 19-11-2008 09:53 PM (12 years ago)
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u dey hide dey blow una houze help.rezi
Posted: at 19-11-2008 09:53 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 09:49 AM (12 years ago)
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u sure say you read the story well?
Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:49 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 20-11-2008 09:52 AM (12 years ago)
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Not new!!!

Posted: at 20-11-2008 09:52 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-11-2008 11:07 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 20-11-2008 09:52 AM
Not new!!!
not old either Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 11:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 20-11-2008 07:21 PM (12 years ago)
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When i read it the first time i laughed, but its not funny cos he already posted this joke before and i i may ask what prompted him to start re posting his joke?
Posted: at 20-11-2008 07:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-11-2008 07:53 PM (12 years ago)
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the guy must really hav big balls Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-11-2008 07:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- grin_genius4lif at 20-11-2008 08:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 20-11-2008 07:53 PM
the guy must really hav big balls Grin Grin Grin Grin

I d really think of it too..cos how a rope could be tied to balls and bigstone and bed pole...ah aaaaaaahhhh...its not possible  Grin
Posted: at 20-11-2008 08:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 20-11-2008 10:32 PM (12 years ago)
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    Nice one rezi. No mind dem.

Posted: at 20-11-2008 10:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 08:37 AM (12 years ago)
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Read(past tense) d joke once, ever since then ve been trying to find it again, thanks man for makin it possible
Posted: at 21-11-2008 08:37 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 08:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Cool and funny...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 08:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 09:04 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 21-11-2008 08:46 AM
Cool and funny...

@orezo u know say rezi na ur guy na so i suspect say u cgo talk this kind thing
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:04 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 09:33 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 21-11-2008 08:37 AM
Read(past tense) d joke once, ever since then ve been trying to find it again, thanks man for makin it possible
you are more than welcome. i'll do anything for a friend Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:33 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 09:36 AM (12 years ago)
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rEZI I DON HEAR U, ABEG NO GO TOAST ME O I GET STICK LIKE U.
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:36 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 10:26 AM (12 years ago)
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rotten mind inside rotten body. go repent the kingdom of GOD is at hand
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:26 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 21-11-2008 11:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Jboy why u spoil like dis... Kia
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 06:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Rezi don shenj... Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2008 06:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 06:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 21-11-2008 06:11 PM
Rezi don shenj... Grin
change to wetin?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 06:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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