OVERZEALOUS WAITRESS! !! !!!

Date: 04-03-2011 9:49 am (13 years ago) | Author: Bissy
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- at 4-03-2011 09:49 AM (13 years ago)
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YOU'RE MARRIED BUT YOUR HUSBAND LIVES IN NAIJA WHILE YOU STAY ABROAD. AFTER A LONG WHILE YOU MADE A TRIP DOWN TO NAIJA. YOUR HUSBAND, WANTING TO GIVE YOU A 'SUPER TREAT' TOOK YOU TO A COOL JOINT/HOTEL. HAVING SETTLED DOWN, WHILE GOING THRU THE MENU LIST, A WAITRESS JUMPED IN AND THE FOLLOWING ENSUED;
Waitress: Ha! Oga you don come today.
(without taking your order, she went away and re-emerged with bottles of Guinness (Big & Small) and plates of Nkwobi for 2) Huh? Huh? Huh?
ON SETTING THE TRAY ON YOUR TABLE, SHE SAID TO YOUR HUSBAND;
Oga, the usual room you always book is vacant, just as you leave am yesterday... Shocked Shocked  Shocked]
UNA JUST DEY SPEECHLESS, YOU AND UR HUSBAND...
The waitress said again...haba! !! !!! Oga, you just dey quiet today ooo. Anyway, when you finish the 'usual', energy go come for main action... Grin Grin Grin
BABES, HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF YOU FOUND YOURSELF IN THIS SITUATION?
GUYS, HOW YOU GO TAKE COVER YOUR NAKEDNESS?

Posted: at 4-03-2011 09:49 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- sexy_error at 4-03-2011 09:56 AM (13 years ago)
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your post is getting me upset...no idea or information!
Posted: at 4-03-2011 09:56 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Peter_Ade at 4-03-2011 09:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Ladies time
Posted: at 4-03-2011 09:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sobeit at 4-03-2011 10:01 AM (13 years ago)
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joke of today i guess..
Posted: at 4-03-2011 10:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 4-03-2011 10:11 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on  4-03-2011 10:01 AM
joke of today i guess..
LMAO!
Where dis kind tin dey happen?
Posted: at 4-03-2011 10:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chiglamour4u at 4-03-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on  4-03-2011 10:11 AM
Quote from: sobeit on  4-03-2011 10:01 AM
joke of today i guess..
LMAO!
Where dis kind tin dey happen?

na inexperience in dey share hahah
Posted: at 4-03-2011 10:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FlyMamacita at 4-03-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago)
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bissy wat is dis ??
Posted: at 4-03-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- pholake at 4-03-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmm........
Posted: at 4-03-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bissyboy at 4-03-2011 11:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sexy_error on  4-03-2011 09:56 AM
your post is getting me upset...no idea or information!
IN WHAT WAY IF I MAY ASK...ABI UR PROCESSOR NO DEY FUNCTION?
Posted: at 4-03-2011 11:14 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bissyboy at 4-03-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on  4-03-2011 10:01 AM
joke of today i guess..
NO BE JOKE, THE THING HAPPEN FOR REAL BUT I NO SABI HOW E TAKE END...
Posted: at 4-03-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- qunodinga at 4-03-2011 11:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Can i pass?
Posted: at 4-03-2011 11:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bissyboy at 4-03-2011 11:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on  4-03-2011 10:35 AM
bissy wat is dis ??
TRUE LIFE HAPPENING YOU KNOW...I WITNESSED DIS LIVE! !! !!!
Posted: at 4-03-2011 11:26 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FlyMamacita at 4-03-2011 11:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Bissyboy on  4-03-2011 11:26 AM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  4-03-2011 10:35 AM
bissy wat is dis ??
TRUE LIFE HAPPENING YOU KNOW...I WITNESSED DIS LIVE! !! !!!
so wetin u do ?
Posted: at 4-03-2011 11:28 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bissyboy at 4-03-2011 11:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: qunodinga on  4-03-2011 11:20 AM
Can i pass?
OF COURSE NOT...PLS COMMENT
Posted: at 4-03-2011 11:28 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adams933 at 4-03-2011 11:31 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 4-03-2011 11:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bissyboy at 4-03-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: FlyMamacita on  4-03-2011 11:28 AM
Quote from: Bissyboy on  4-03-2011 11:26 AM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  4-03-2011 10:35 AM
bissy wat is dis ??
TRUE LIFE HAPPENING YOU KNOW...I WITNESSED DIS LIVE! !! !!!
so wetin u do ?
I JUST DEY LOOK, TO SEE THE REACTION FROM EITHER SIDE BUT NONE TO MY SURPRISE. THE GUY WAS DAZED BY THAT ENCOUNTER, HIM WIFE NO FIT TALK TOO...

Posted: at 4-03-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FlyMamacita at 4-03-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Bissyboy on  4-03-2011 11:33 AM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  4-03-2011 11:28 AM
Quote from: Bissyboy on  4-03-2011 11:26 AM
Quote from: FlyMamacita on  4-03-2011 10:35 AM
bissy wat is dis ??
TRUE LIFE HAPPENING YOU KNOW...I WITNESSED DIS LIVE! !! !!!
so wetin u do ?
I JUST DEY LOOK, TO SEE THE REACTION FROM EITHER SIDE BUT NONE TO MY SURPRISE. THE GUY WAS DAZED BY THAT ENCOUNTER, HIM WIFE NO FIT TALK TOO...

If na me, u tink say i go talk?? i no wan embarres mysef infront of dat waitress
Posted: at 4-03-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Pepesy at 4-03-2011 12:13 PM (13 years ago)
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This must be a joke poster?
Posted: at 4-03-2011 12:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sobeit at 4-03-2011 12:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on  4-03-2011 10:11 AM
Quote from: sobeit on  4-03-2011 10:01 AM
joke of today i guess..
LMAO!
Where dis kind tin dey happen?
maybe in his area
Posted: at 4-03-2011 12:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 4-03-2011 12:19 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 4-03-2011 12:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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