nURSING hOME

Date: 05-03-2011 5:48 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

Posted: at 5-03-2011 05:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Fashalyn at 5-03-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Wey the joke na?
 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 5-03-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 7-03-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago)
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the tin tire me ooo.. Angry
Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:38 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 7-03-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Namesake,why fall my hand na?
Or how fart-deprived granny take concern us?
Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-03-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago)
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wetin i go call dis again Angry Angry
Posted: at 7-03-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 7-03-2011 11:31 AM (13 years ago)
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Was i here? nah!
Posted: at 7-03-2011 11:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 7-03-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  5-03-2011 05:56 PM
i never see you post something wey make person laff
Grin Grin Grin

see chakol dey pot black
Posted: at 7-03-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 7-03-2011 11:36 AM (13 years ago)
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i.c
Posted: at 7-03-2011 11:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 7-03-2011 05:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on  7-03-2011 11:31 AM
Was i here? nah!
Aunty funmi!! Na so u dey lie? buh I see u here na!!
Posted: at 7-03-2011 05:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 10-03-2011 11:18 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheree on  7-03-2011 11:35 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on  5-03-2011 05:56 PM
i never see you post something wey make person laff
Grin Grin Grin

see chakol dey pot black


No mind Stephen he cause na him worse pass
Posted: at 10-03-2011 11:18 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 10-03-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheree on  7-03-2011 11:35 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on  5-03-2011 05:56 PM
i never see you post something wey make person laff
Grin Grin Grin

see chakol dey pot black

sheree help me talk
Posted: at 10-03-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 10-03-2011 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Chamming on 10-03-2011 11:18 AM
Quote from: Sheree on  7-03-2011 11:35 AM
Quote from: stephen153 on  5-03-2011 05:56 PM
i never see you post something wey make person laff
Grin Grin Grin

see chakol dey pot black


No mind Stephen he cause na him worse pass
Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2011 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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