Pass your judgement

Date: 07-03-2011 7:34 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
- at 7-03-2011 07:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, the weel-dressed man from Stockholm takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer's field, and the farmer claims it. Since both want it, the farmer suggests settling the dispute with an old fashioned hick-kick. "I kick you as hard as I can in the crotch, then you do the same to me," he explains. "Whoever screams the least - gets the bird." The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the man's privates, and he collapses to the ground. Twenty minutes later, when he finally manages to stand, he gasps: "My turn." "Nah," says the farmer, turning away. "You can keep the duck."

Posted: at 7-03-2011 07:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Propellaswaggs at 7-03-2011 08:52 PM (14 years ago)
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meaning pls
Posted: at 7-03-2011 08:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 7-03-2011 10:28 PM (14 years ago)
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d farmer na oleh   Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 7-03-2011 10:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Abeg wetin happen for this joke?
Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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