A Madam in Lavington opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. “Can I help you?” the madam asked. “I want Ciku,” the old man replied. “Sir, Ciku is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else...” “No, I must see Ciku.” Just then Ciku appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $10,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $1,000 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left. The next night he appeared again demanding to see Ciku. Ciku explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $10,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later, he left. When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Ciku the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Ciku questioned the old man: “No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?” The old man replied, “I’m from Kiambu.” “Really?” replied Ciku. “I have family who lives there.” “Yes, I know,” said the old man. “Your father died last month, and your mother sent me. She asked me to give you the $30,000 your father left you.”
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 11-03-2011 05:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Emmagency9 at 11-03-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago) (m)
@stephen: First day wey u encourage person.
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 11-03-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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