What Time?

Date: 15-03-2011 9:08 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 15-03-2011 09:08 PM (13 years ago)
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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

Posted: at 15-03-2011 09:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 15-03-2011 09:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Don`t get it Huh?
Posted: at 15-03-2011 09:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mikez2011 at 15-03-2011 10:35 PM (13 years ago)
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that is a honeypot ass niga

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- Steelamazon at 15-03-2011 10:39 PM (13 years ago)
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poster, nice.
Posted: at 15-03-2011 10:39 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 15-03-2011 10:42 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 15-03-2011 10:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- estilizo at 16-03-2011 01:21 AM (13 years ago)
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hnmmmmmm
Posted: at 16-03-2011 01:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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