not mine but funny

Date: 21-11-2008 7:58 pm (15 years ago) | Author: fat tony
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- at 21-11-2008 07:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Drop One!
There was a poor man with many kids. He always did his best to get them food.

Unfortunately, this man had only 5 Naira with him which on one particular day, he used in purchasing fried fish.

So this man made the local Garri and tied the fish up above the Garri.

A calculation was made and each individual in the family was allocated their quota - take a spoonful of Garri and inhale the aroma from the fish once.

Beginning from the father, then the mother and progressing through all the kids, they all took a spoonful of Garri and inhaled the aroma once.

The last kid, feeling brave, took a spoonful of Garri and inhaled the aroma of the fish twice.

Damn!

His father gave him a dirty slap and said DROP ONE! The kid quickly exhaled in order to prevent a serious

Posted: at 21-11-2008 07:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 08:08 PM (15 years ago)
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Good you confess..this is truly very funny..Thanks bro
Posted: at 21-11-2008 08:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 21-11-2008 08:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Thank God say u quick talk true say no be ur own joke, otherwise..................
Posted: at 21-11-2008 08:11 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 21-11-2008 08:35 PM (15 years ago)
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copycat, .....
Posted: at 21-11-2008 08:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 09:36 PM (15 years ago)
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lol just want to clarify that one i get more.. if u una want am let me know...
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 09:38 PM (15 years ago)
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no we dont want plagiarism, please
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 09:42 PM (15 years ago)
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is not i'm not taking credit for them..
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:42 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 09:45 PM (15 years ago)
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but...the other one you wrote...I ve never seen it before and its very funny (@bigroom stuff) so u re welcome but try to check on this forum if those coming ones have already been posted...take all credits here its urs
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 09:50 PM (15 years ago)
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hehe...i guess as long i dont get caught hehe
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:50 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 09:55 PM (15 years ago)
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OLE!!! na my joke be dis Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 21-11-2008 09:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 10:09 PM (15 years ago)
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yea rite...u wan thief am too smart (guy)
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: fattony on 21-11-2008 10:09 PM
yea rite...u wan thief am too smart (guy)

are u guys sure? u guys are calling yourselves thieves...who owns the joke..I need poof  Angry
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 10:15 PM (15 years ago)
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i do...i nor b  thief ooooo
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:17 PM (15 years ago)
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but to me...someone already posted this joke and already got the credits..whats ur proof fattony
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 10:26 PM (15 years ago)
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i took it from some one..u can give him the credit for it..i dont really care...i as long as is funny i'm good..
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:26 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:32 PM (15 years ago)
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someone who already posted it before? i really wanna know please fattony just geast me in my naijapals email...no let anybody know..or u forget it
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 10:37 PM (15 years ago)
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yea but not here..that is naijapal
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:40 PM (15 years ago)
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hmm....that means the we got work to do by composing our jokes ourselves...we are growned we need to improve our selves..u know
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 10:43 PM (15 years ago)
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tru not every good at that also i have a life too.... Tongue Tongue:P:P: Cheesy:D:D no disrespect feel me..
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:43 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:45 PM (15 years ago)
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but...joke composition dont need to take ur time just an event or something you fink its funny...u dont need to sit down all day long, just think if you really know u wanna do something and it will help you
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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