Prisoner and Prison

Date: 16-03-2011 3:33 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 16-03-2011 03:33 PM (13 years ago)
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Posted: at 16-03-2011 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Fashalyn at 16-03-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago)
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LMAO!!
Posted: at 16-03-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 16-03-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Kai dem two na Terry and Florish oh!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 16-03-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 16-03-2011 03:49 PM (13 years ago)
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KPELE
POSTED BEFORE
Posted: at 16-03-2011 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 16-03-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 16-03-2011 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 16-03-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4....
Posted: at 16-03-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 16-03-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm! just passing
Posted: at 16-03-2011 05:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- estilizo at 16-03-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 16-03-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Biodun4 at 16-03-2011 05:32 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm serious!!!!!!
Posted: at 16-03-2011 05:32 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 16-03-2011 10:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Hmmm b4
Posted: at 16-03-2011 10:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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