nawa..put in mind any joke i have here is not mine...

Date: 21-11-2008 10:00 pm (15 years ago) | Author: fat tony
- at 21-11-2008 10:00 PM (15 years ago)
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Teacher: Kola, please spell plantain.

Kola: Whish one? The lipe {ripe} one or the unlipe {unripe} one?

Teacher: {clearly frustrated} What difference does it make? just spell PLANTAIN!

Kola: OK Teasha,

If you fly {fry}the lipe one na DODO,
If you fly the unlipe one na SHIPS{chips},
If you loast {roast} am, na BOLI
All of them na plantain, so: whish one you wan make I spell?

p.s.*nawa..put in mind any joke i have here is not mine...but they are too funny have to share**

Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:00 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:03 PM (15 years ago)
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this is posted before but its being refurbished
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 21-11-2008 10:04 PM (15 years ago)
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ok thanks if u find any like tht pls take it off..thanks again
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:04 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:37 PM (15 years ago)
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well i am not the administrator to take jokes off...u re welcome..u re someone sooo...hmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye every were Huh?
Posted: at 4-10-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 4-10-2011 04:00 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 4-10-2011 04:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 4-10-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 4-10-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2011 05:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 4-10-2011 05:40 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mixbrown at 4-10-2011 06:43 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-10-2011 06:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 4-10-2011 06:44 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2011 06:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2011 07:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh Angry
Posted: at 4-10-2011 07:41 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 5-10-2011 09:14 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 5-10-2011 09:14 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2011 07:18 AM (12 years ago)
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I pass
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