He vs She

Date: 08-01-2008 2:42 am (16 years ago) | Author: SEXY FINEBOY
- at 8-01-2008 02:42 AM (16 years ago)
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How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)

                                           

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.

        Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

 

The family picture is on HER desk.

Umm, her family will come before her career.

 

 

2. HIS desk is cluttered.

       He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

 

 

      HER desk is cluttered.

      She's obviously a disorganized scatterbrain

 

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.

He must be discussing the latest deal

 

    SHE is talking with her co-workers.

        She must be gossiping.

 

4. HE's not at his desk.

        He must be at a meeting.

 

 

        SHE's not at her desk.

        She must be in the ladies' room.

 

5. HE's not in the office.

          He's meeting with customers.

 

 

            SHE's not in the office.

            She must be out shopping.

 

6. HE's having lunch with the boss.

              He's on his way up.

 

 

              SHE's having lunch with the boss.

They must be having an affair.

         

7. The boss criticised HIM.

  He'll improve his performance.

         

    The boss criticized HER.

    She'll be very upset.

       

   8. HE got an unfair deal.

    Did he get angry?

           

  SHE got an unfair deal.

  Did she cry?

 

 

9. HE's getting married.

    He'll get more settled.

 

    SHE's getting married.

  She'll get pregnant and leave.

 

 

10. HE's having a baby.

          He'll need a raise.

           

   SHE's having a baby.           

   She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

 



Posted: at 8-01-2008 02:42 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- myragonza at 8-01-2008 03:50 AM (16 years ago)
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biased.....only happens in a male chauvinist company....

Posted: at 8-01-2008 03:50 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fineboy at 8-01-2008 03:58 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on  8-01-2008 03:50 AM
biased.....only happens in a male chauvinist company....

really?

Posted: at 8-01-2008 03:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 10-01-2008 10:47 AM (16 years ago)
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ants colony
Posted: at 10-01-2008 10:47 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- khadijah at 17-01-2008 01:05 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: fineboy on  8-01-2008 03:58 AM
Quote from: myragonza on  8-01-2008 03:50 AM
biased.....only happens in a male chauvinist company....

really?

definately male chauvinist.only a guy would think of this
Posted: at 17-01-2008 01:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dejifortune at 17-01-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: khadijah on 17-01-2008 01:05 PM
Quote from: fineboy on  8-01-2008 03:58 AM
Quote from: myragonza on  8-01-2008 03:50 AM
biased.....only happens in a male chauvinist company....

really?

definately male chauvinist.only a guy would think of this

really? what makes u think so?

Posted: at 17-01-2008 01:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- JUMPER at 12-08-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago)
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Another psalms lol
Posted: at 12-08-2008 11:03 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- walerian at 12-08-2008 11:32 AM (16 years ago)
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partly true and pertly false. good one though.
Posted: at 12-08-2008 11:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- philomena87 at 12-08-2008 06:43 PM (16 years ago)
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yea
Posted: at 12-08-2008 06:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- darkocean002 at 12-08-2008 08:28 PM (16 years ago)
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passin
Posted: at 12-08-2008 08:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 12-08-2008 08:43 PM (16 years ago)
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like always... Grin
Posted: at 12-08-2008 08:43 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tender at 12-08-2008 09:09 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-08-2008 09:09 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- darkocean002 at 12-08-2008 09:20 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: vixenx on 12-08-2008 08:43 PM
like always... Grin

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-08-2008 09:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tender at 12-08-2008 09:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: darkocean002 on 12-08-2008 09:20 PM
Quote from: vixenx on 12-08-2008 08:43 PM
like always... Grin

 Grin Grin

 Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 12-08-2008 09:24 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 13-08-2008 05:03 PM (16 years ago)
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she vs he




she won....

Posted: at 13-08-2008 05:03 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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