Why are Nigerian babes so complicated?

Date: 20-03-2011 3:42 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Son of God
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- at 20-03-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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At times, i wonder why God created women to be candid. (Have no apologies for all am going to say whatsoever) Adam was the only one in the garden, he needed a companion. Wish God had brought another man to keep his company. Why will Adam fall if there was no eve? I wouldnt have known sin and death if even did not open the gate for it

Guys you berra wise up. A lady will only stay with a guy where she knows she can only benefit. All they know is bring, bring and bring-to buy a single gift for their bf is a no go area.  I ask you guys, since you started your relationship, how many times has your gurl bought you a gift? its only bring she knowz.

If i dont call you, why cant you call me? Guys, i want you to do something this week, document how many times you call your gurl and how many times she calls back. If she calls, she definitely needs something.

You are choking me, you are just my friend, with time, give me some more time (thats all she says) while someone is fcuking her some where. Ok, you stop calling and visiting, the next thing she does is to tell you you have abandoned her.

You are very caring, kind and compassionate, you are a maga. (They say it to my face, "me sef am looking for a maga".) You stop giving, you are too stingy. I was with one and she was texting another guy in my presence. The money you spend on her, she spends begging another guy who doesnt like her.

One told me yesterday that she is tired of her guy. The guy is outside d country, doesnt call, doesnt check on her, e.t.c buh so many guys asking her out here, she says no shes waiting patiently for that one-are they so dumb?

They tell you they hate lies, buh believe me its the lies they like. You tell them the truth, they will never like you. If you are a very good guy, you can never get a gurl. They will always fall for players who will brake their heart. When i was very good, they will tell me you are so good but i cant date you. Now i changed, yesterday alone had over 4 with me. They wont allow me rest with calls. One said she cant marry that guy because he is too gentle-she wants a hard man.

As a guy, you still call her and care for her even after you have seperated, buh as for her, she is done with you. She says i am moving on. Forget about Him and move on-is that real love? If you love someone truly, whether you seperate or not, the love remains forever. This shows me they never love. Why is it that you have to tell them you love them? I want someone to love me for who i am-why cant you love the person too first?

They dont know what they want, they switch gears easily.Whatever you do for a gurl, do bcos of God not for them bcos that does not stop her from doing other runs. You can care about her family, ask how her parents are doing buh i ask you guys, how many times has your gurl ever asked about your family. After it all, you are still selfish. You pay all her bills - you are selfish. You give to her parents- you are still selfish. You take her to work, bring her back home-you are still selfish. You spend all your salary together, she never bring hers you are still selfish. While you pray for her family, she wants your own mum to die so she can have all as if she wont give birth to male wards.

I have witnessed it, seen it, heard it... If a man falls, go and check it well, a lady is behind it. Why will you dress to seduce me, even in the church? did i say i want to see your boobs? Many xtian guys, pastors have fallen so badly bcos of these gurls. Why is everything about you fake? Fake hair, fake powder, fake boobs, fake lipstick, fake bum, fake height...Most females are damn short, but with high heels, they complain about men. They use powder and all sort and still complain men are ugly

Ladies you need to change. Most praying for husbands stink within them. You cant afford to stay with them, their behaviour is a turn off.

Beginning to think, why didnt Jesus choose a female as part of His twelve disciples?

***If you have four heads, come and run your mouth here and drop nonsense comment-you will be fired for life***


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- truenaija2 at 20-03-2011 03:48 PM (13 years ago)
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laughin and rollin on the floor IMAO Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Angry Sad Cheesy
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- ILOVEIT at 20-03-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: tiireforgurls on 20-03-2011 03:42 PM
At times, i wonder why God created women to be candid. (Have no apologies for all am going to say whatsoever) Adam was the only one in the garden, he needed a companion. Wish God had brought another man to keep his company. Why will Adam fall if there was no eve? I wouldnt have known sin and death if even did not open the gate for it

Guys you berra wise up. A lady will only stay with a guy where she knows she can only benefit. All they know is bring, bring and bring-to buy a single gift for their bf is a no go area.  I ask you guys, since you started your relationship, how many times has your gurl bought you a gift? its only bring she knowz.

If i dont call you, why cant you call me? Guys, i want you to do something this week, document how many times you call your gurl and how many times she calls back. If she calls, she definitely needs something.

You are choking me, you are just my friend, with time, give me some more time (thats all she says) while someone is fcuking her some where. Ok, you stop calling and visiting, the next thing she does is to tell you you have abandoned her.

You are very caring, kind and compassionate, you are a maga. (They say it to my face, "me sef am looking for a maga".) You stop giving, you are too stingy. I was with one and she was texting another guy in my presence. The money you spend on her, she spends begging another guy who doesnt like her.

One told me yesterday that she is tired of her guy. The guy is outside d country, doesnt call, doesnt check on her, e.t.c buh so many guys asking her out here, she says no shes waiting patiently for that one-are they so dumb?

They tell you they hate lies, buh believe me its the lies they like. You tell them the truth, they will never like you. If you are a very good guy, you can never get a gurl. They will always fall for players who will brake their heart. When i was very good, they will tell me you are so good but i cant date you. Now i changed, yesterday alone had over 4 with me. They wont allow me rest with calls. One said she cant marry that guy because he is too gentle-she wants a hard man.

As a guy, you still call her and care for her even after you have seperated, buh as for her, she is done with you. She says i am moving on. Forget about Him and move on-is that real love? If you love someone truly, whether you seperate or not, the love remains forever. This shows me they never love. Why is it that you have to tell them you love them? I want someone to love me for who i am-why cant you love the person too first?

They dont know what they want, they switch gears easily.Whatever you do for a gurl, do bcos of God not for them bcos that does not stop her from doing other runs. You can care about her family, ask how her parents are doing buh i ask you guys, how many times has your gurl ever asked about your family. After it all, you are still selfish. You pay all her bills - you are selfish. You give to her parents- you are still selfish. You take her to work, bring her back home-you are still selfish. You spend all your salary together, she never bring hers you are still selfish. While you pray for her family, she wants your own mum to die so she can have all as if she wont give birth to male wards.

I have witnessed it, seen it, heard it... If a man falls, go and check it well, a lady is behind it. Why will you dress to seduce me, even in the church? did i say i want to see your boobs? Many xtian guys, pastors have fallen so badly bcos of these gurls. Why is everything about you fake? Fake hair, fake powder, fake boobs, fake lipstick, fake bum, fake height...Most females are damn short, but with high heels, they complain about men. They use powder and all sort and still complain men are ugly

Ladies you need to change. Most praying for husbands stink within them. You cant afford to stay with them, their behaviour is a turn off.

Beginning to think,why didn't Jesus choose a female as part of His twelve disciples 

***If you have four heads, come and run your mouth here and drop nonsense comment-you will be fired for life***


roflmao  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin that ;lines cracks my ribs big time...mehn! mr poster i don't normally read long tin like this,but it was so interesting from the beginning to the end, no dull moment at all..puaaa you try with the composing aspect of your post..it's so so funny even your name alone makes me realize what you went through from a girl's hand  Grin Grin Grin..pele but you shouldn't have generalized it,so do call,care for their boyfriends..at least some of patients buy me gift as well.

Posted: at 20-03-2011 04:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 20-03-2011 04:24 PM (13 years ago)
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poster is so dishearting to hear you say this to all women ..simple because one bad product of eve hurt you...its wasn't the rest of the women fault she caused you pains...is so unfortuniate that you just thinngs didn't work out with the both of y'all meanwhile,next time always becareful from where u searching for love,because if u seek for love i the wrong place you will get what you want ..which is hurt..but if u been paitent and searching in the right place you will find the true love....however,relationship is about give and gets..yeah i said that...we all humans should learn to stop be sting and learn  to share ..that what makes relationship grow stronger...

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- HOPEA23 at 20-03-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 20-03-2011 04:24 PM
poster is so dishearting to hear you say this to all women ..simple because one bad product of eve hurt you...its wasn't the rest of the women fault she caused you pains...it so unfortuniate that  thinngs didn't work out with the both of y'all, meanwhile,next time always becareful from where u searching for love,because if u seek for love in the wrong place you will get what you want ..which is hurt..but if u been patient and search in the right place you will find the true love....however,relationship is about give and gets..yeah i said that...we all humans should learn to stop be sting and learn  to share ..that what makes relationship grow stronger...

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- HOPEA23 at 20-03-2011 04:28 PM (13 years ago)
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do not question GOd....he created us [women]for a gud purpose..but the devil and his angle just came to plant those evils thought in sum of we humans mind.

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- tiireforgurls at 20-03-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: HOPEA23 on 20-03-2011 04:28 PM
do not question GOd....he created us [women]for a gud purpose..but the devil and his angle just came to plant those evils thought in sum of we humans mind.

How are you doing HOPEA23? Am glad you know something is going wrong somewhere. Do me a favour of reading the last 20confessions on this page, you will see what the trend has been in relation to what i wrote up here. Dont get me wrong, not about what one person has done-if you read well, you will understand it more.

Did you read of the man that poured acid on his gurl in Lagos? not justifying what he did but when he was asked, He said he had spent all of his life on the gurl only for the gurl to run away to hook up with another man

Did you read the incident that happened in Ghana where a lady that was to marry on a saturday saw a mini coffin in front of her house and what was inside? cos she left the man that had been with her for another man.

Except you want me to add to all the things i wrote up there: I drive cos God gave me a car-Do you know what i have witnessed over the years? whenever a lady is driving, she will never allow you pass no matter what. she wont give you chance to go. A lady will expect a man to stop and pick her by the road side buh you can never see a lady do that-maybe one in a million.

You know what Solomon said? except you dont believe the bible too Ecclesiastes 7vs 28 Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.

take care dear
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- jpglobalresouce at 20-03-2011 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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poster is so dishearting to hear you say this to all women ..simple because one bad product of eve hurt you...its wasn't the rest of the women fault she caused you pains...it so unfortuniate that  thinngs didn't work out with the both of y'all, meanwhile,next time always becareful from where u searching for love,because if u seek for love in the wrong place you will get what you want ..which is hurt..but if u been patient and search in the right place you will find the true love....however,relationship is about give and gets..yeah i said that...we all humans should learn to stop be sting and learn  to share ..that what makes relationship grow stronger...

huh?pls tell me the best place to search for love,i really need a true love Cool
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- shaoyang at 20-03-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago)
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u created ur profile just for this topic?   Lips Sealed Grin Lips Sealed
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- D4rk-Cuti3 at 20-03-2011 05:14 PM (13 years ago)
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 Angry >: Angry Angry
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- adams933 at 20-03-2011 05:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: D4rk-Cuti3 on 20-03-2011 05:14 PM
Angry >: Angry Angry
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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- truenaija2 at 20-03-2011 07:02 PM (13 years ago)
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nawa
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- HOPEA23 at 20-03-2011 07:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jpglobalresouce on 20-03-2011 04:48 PM
poster is so dishearting to hear you say this to all women ..simple because one bad product of eve hurt you...its wasn't the rest of the women fault she caused you pains...it so unfortuniate that  thinngs didn't work out with the both of y'all, meanwhile,next time always becareful from where u searching for love,because if u seek for love in the wrong place you will get what you want ..which is hurt..but if u been patient and search in the right place you will find the true love....however,relationship is about give and gets..yeah i said that...we all humans should learn to stop be sting and learn  to share ..that what makes relationship grow stronger...

huh?pls tell me the best place to search for love,i really need a true love Cool
kool....there is just one place...u guess where the place is

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- Kennee at 20-03-2011 08:04 PM (13 years ago)
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This Actually Sounds funny, but the Truth is, dis is What we, Men go thru in the Hands of Women

Why Can't they just Give Back What We give them?

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- Youngstoriez at 20-03-2011 08:50 PM (13 years ago)
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.......any body wey get four heads...come run mouth drop nonsense comments na...if dem no fire yu like grenade!!.....well....bros u talk true, it has happened to me several times wif my ex....its just damn too bad!!....its very painful!!....evrythin' u said here is very true!!....f**in hurts like hell!!
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- Youngstoriez at 20-03-2011 08:51 PM (13 years ago)
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...now we all know that....women=problemssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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- tiireforgurls at 20-03-2011 10:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Youngstoriez on 20-03-2011 08:50 PM
.......any body wey get four heads...come run mouth drop nonsense comments na...if dem no fire yu like grenade!!.....well....bros u talk true, it has happened to me several times wif my ex....its just damn too bad!!....its very painful!!....evrythin' u said here is very true!!....f**in hurts like hell!!

Thanks so much bruv
happy someone understands what am saying
Its part of them-they will never accept the truth
much love
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- tiireforgurls at 20-03-2011 10:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on 20-03-2011 08:04 PM
This Actually Sounds funny, but the Truth is, dis is What we, Men go thru in the Hands of Women

Why Can't they just Give Back What We give them?

Thanks Kenny
happy you agree with this
The truth stinks and hurts but it will always remain the truth
much love
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- ILOVEIT at 20-03-2011 10:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on 20-03-2011 08:04 PM
This Actually Sounds funny, but the Truth is, dis is What we, Men go thru in the Hands of Women

Why Can't they just Give Back What We give them?
coz most believe that they're on the receiving end  Undecided

Posted: at 20-03-2011 10:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennee at 20-03-2011 10:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Na Our Forefathers Teach dem like dat

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