Old Man and the Young Wife

You see this young lad walks out of a store and sees an elderly man sitting on a bench crying. This young lad walks over to the man to check to see if he is O.k.!
Young Lad: Sir, are you Okay?

Old Man: Yes, it's my birthday today (and he is still crying)

Young Lad: Wow, it's a special day for you.

Old Man.: Yes it is. I'm 82 today (and still crying.)

Young Lad: Even better, you look great for your age.

Old Man: Thank you, and I just got married (and he is still crying.)

Young Lad: Married!! Gee, that's great! 82 and married, wow! You've got a whole new life ahead of you.

Old Man: I married a 25 year old.

Young Lad: Holly Molly!! Even better.

Old Man: We have sex every day! (he's till crying)

Young Lad: I don't even have sex everyday, you lucky person you.

Old Man: Yes, I am, and I've forgotten where I lived

Posted: at 22-11-2008 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

for sure. d oldman know say if e nor finish work now somebody else go soon take over

Posted: at 22-11-2008 04:07 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

the man want some "white stuff" to leave his body urgently

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Posted: at 22-11-2008 04:54 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

maybe the gal man 25yrs old wife planned coup with his boy friend and gidi baba 85 to a strange land...who knows..just assuming

Posted: at 22-11-2008 08:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 Make we try help the old man locate im apartment. I go announce am for radio so im wife go come carry am go house make im finish the job.

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Posted: at 22-11-2008 10:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

i no understand this joke. where be the funny part?

Posted: at 23-11-2008 01:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin size 1 dey talk..dem say old man forget him house

Posted: at 25-11-2008 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

The gal don show baba pepper....baba no fitti return home....kai kai kai

Posted: at 26-11-2008 11:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I no understand dis joke @ alll

Posted: at 11-03-2016 12:21 PM (8 years ago) | Hero