Naija Quotes

He who fights and runs away .... Na fear catch am.

 

Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend... Dey call am brother.

 

A rolling stone no just dey roll... Na person push am.

 

He who lives in a glass house……. Na im pepe rest.

A stitch intime........ dey prevent further tear tear.

Birds of the same feather...na the same mama born dem.

One goodturn......... na correct power steering be that.

A bird inhand........ wetin e wan be again  if no be  suya.

A bird in hand........ go shit for yah body!

Half bread………. is better than buns/ puff puff.

D journey of a thousand miles……. Ol’boy e beta make u carry your car go o or enter aeroplane.

He who laughs last........ na mumu. Why im no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when others dey laugh?

The patient dog........ Na hunger go kill am.

All work and no play……Na Banker be dat

Posted: at 23-03-2011 09:56 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

U mean say Bankers na arm robbers?

Posted: at 23-03-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

you try

Posted: at 23-03-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i be banker b4 b4.. so u dey call me....    .....

Posted: at 23-03-2011 11:32 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

army robber??  u called me? ok i go come rob ur milk industry na na

Posted: at 23-03-2011 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

mama dozen, i hail oooooooooooooh. 

Posted: at 23-03-2011 11:49 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

 

e no easy na

Posted: at 23-03-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Posted: at 23-03-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

funny

Posted: at 23-03-2011 12:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

befor i talk anytin for dis joke, or poem, wey dis penson write os talk, i wan know u insurt bankers,  who be that penson? let that penson identify its self by raising up its hands and legs.

Posted: at 23-03-2011 12:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie