hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio.....................3

Date: 28-03-2011 5:07 am (10 years ago) | Author: Digitalman
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- at 28-03-2011 05:07 AM (10 years ago)
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I Don’t Remember
An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.
“The food and service were great!” he said.
His friend asked, “What’s the name of the place?”
“Gee, I don’t remember,” he said, “What do you call the long stemmed flower people give on special occasions?”
“You mean a rose?” asked his friend.
“That’s it!” he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”







She Changed Me
 “Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.”Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend.”I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”


Posted: at 28-03-2011 05:07 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- kenolis at 28-03-2011 09:19 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-03-2011 05:07 AM
I Don’t Remember
An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.
“The food and service were great!” he said.
His friend asked, “What’s the name of the place?”
“Gee, I don’t remember,” he said, “What do you call the long stemmed flower people give on special occasions?”
“You mean a rose?” asked his friend.
“That’s it!” he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”

i no come know the one wey be hoihoihoihoihoihoi? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked







She Changed Me
 “Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.”Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend.”I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”

Posted: at 28-03-2011 09:19 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 28-03-2011 09:42 AM (10 years ago)
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i don say ok for am
Posted: at 28-03-2011 09:42 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 12:30 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 28-03-2011 12:30 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 28-03-2011 12:36 PM (10 years ago)
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sky read am 4 me .....................
i no fit read am
Posted: at 28-03-2011 12:36 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 12:38 PM (10 years ago)
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make i help u read Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2011 12:38 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 28-03-2011 12:44 PM (10 years ago)
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be audible am listening
Posted: at 28-03-2011 12:44 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 12:49 PM (10 years ago)
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wia u put ur ear?
i don read am finish
Posted: at 28-03-2011 12:49 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 28-03-2011 12:55 PM (10 years ago)
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under ur pant
Posted: at 28-03-2011 12:55 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 12:57 PM (10 years ago)
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u sure? Shocked
Posted: at 28-03-2011 12:57 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enoibd at 28-03-2011 01:10 PM (10 years ago)
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chai..
Posted: at 28-03-2011 01:10 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 01:11 PM (10 years ago)
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wetin?
Posted: at 28-03-2011 01:11 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 28-03-2011 01:17 PM (10 years ago)
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dog bite am
Posted: at 28-03-2011 01:17 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 01:20 PM (10 years ago)
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ok Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2011 01:20 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 28-03-2011 01:23 PM (10 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-03-2011 01:23 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 11:12 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 28-03-2011 09:19 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-03-2011 05:07 AM
I Don’t Remember
An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.
“The food and service were great!” he said.
His friend asked, “What’s the name of the place?”
“Gee, I don’t remember,” he said, “What do you call the long stemmed flower people give on special occasions?”
“You mean a rose?” asked his friend.
“That’s it!” he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked, “Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”

i no come know the one wey be hoihoihoihoihoihoi? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked







She Changed Me
 “Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.”Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend.”I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”


that na big man laff ooooo
na only person wey chop belleful na him dey laff that kyn laff Grin Grin

Posted: at 28-03-2011 11:12 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 11:14 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jaolab on 28-03-2011 12:36 PM
sky read am 4 me .....................
i no fit read am

na him be say u no sabi book Angry
just go back to nursery school Wink Wink

Posted: at 28-03-2011 11:14 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 11:15 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 28-03-2011 12:38 PM
make i help u read Grin

sweetie abeg help am Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 28-03-2011 11:15 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 11:17 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jaolab on 28-03-2011 12:55 PM
under ur pant

 Angry Angry Angry Angry
which person pant?
ee be like say u no well......

go find ur ear for where u keep am Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 28-03-2011 11:17 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 28-03-2011 11:33 PM (10 years ago)
see yeye
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