Our slap!

Date: 28-03-2011 2:34 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Atunjel
- at 28-03-2011 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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After one week of marriage, a couple based in Naija had the


following conversation....

Wife: Honey, can I use OUR BB?


Husband: No problem, it's on the couch.

Few mins later...

Wife: Baby, can i use OUR jeep? I want to go and buy some


tomatoes @ the Market...


Husband: But y..yo...you have ur own car now, don't you?


Wife: No jor, I want to drive OUR jeep!


Husband: did u say OUR jeep? Ok ok ok dats alrite, here is the


key....

As she was about to go out....


Wife: honey, em em...Can u em em...give me OUR ATM, I want


to cash OUR money...

Husband: if I give you OUR SLAP!!! U will not see clearly to


drive OUR jeep.....Nonsense .

Posted: at 28-03-2011 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- at 28-03-2011 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
poster you yeye no be small,
infect your yeye na everlasting Grin Grin  
Posted: at 28-03-2011 02:51 PM (14 years ago) |
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- omotoyosolabisi at 28-03-2011 02:52 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2011 02:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 28-03-2011 02:57 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2011 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Atunjel at 28-03-2011 03:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 28-03-2011 02:51 PM
poster you yeye no be small,
infect your yeye na everlasting Grin Grin  

no be only infect, na emejuru ur yeye, e no funny abi na PB4?
Posted: at 28-03-2011 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 28-03-2011 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 28-03-2011 05:02 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2011 05:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 28-03-2011 05:30 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2011 05:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pashmina at 28-03-2011 08:04 PM (14 years ago)
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stale buh stil funni
Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:04 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 09:40 PM (14 years ago)
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ok oooooooo
i don hear Angry
Posted: at 28-03-2011 09:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 28-03-2011 09:42 PM (14 years ago)
you don come?
Posted: at 28-03-2011 09:42 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 29-03-2011 05:19 AM (14 years ago)
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no i still dey road
Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:19 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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