The Three Stars

Date: 28-03-2011 3:49 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a new movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to be executed they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for her mercy. She said, ”Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.” The three stars agreed. Then went into the jungle to look for some food
Spielberg was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. She tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of them up his ass. The servants finished their duty, leaving a screaming Spielberg.

Schwarzenegger was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but cusiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Spielberg was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Schwarzenegger had several apples in his ass and he was still laughing. He asked him ”What the hell are you laughing at?”

A laughing Schwarzenegger replied ”Pierce is coming back with a watermelon.”’

Posted: at 28-03-2011 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- omotoyosolabisi at 28-03-2011 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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PB104
Posted: at 28-03-2011 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- akinsanyaa at 28-03-2011 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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dats a gud 1
Posted: at 28-03-2011 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmagency9 at 28-03-2011 04:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 28-03-2011 03:58 PM
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Is also PB4
Posted: at 28-03-2011 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 28-03-2011 04:59 PM (14 years ago)
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LMAO! Dis is soooooooooo soooooooo funny!!
Posted: at 28-03-2011 04:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 28-03-2011 08:01 PM (14 years ago)
pb4 b4
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- Pashmina at 28-03-2011 08:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Hmm, recycling mode activated!
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 08:10 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4 joor!
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 09:45 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
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