The Goodnight Kiss

Date: 28-03-2011 4:38 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 28-03-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago)
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.

They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much!"

Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Him: "I beg you... "

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:

"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.."

Posted: at 28-03-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Fashalyn at 28-03-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-03-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 28-03-2011 04:56 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-03-2011 04:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 28-03-2011 05:49 PM (13 years ago)
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@poster...that one na poem abi na song?
Posted: at 28-03-2011 05:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- lORDIBRAHIM at 28-03-2011 06:07 PM (13 years ago)
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please did any body see me here?
Posted: at 28-03-2011 06:07 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kenolis at 28-03-2011 06:28 PM (13 years ago)
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am not hear
Posted: at 28-03-2011 06:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 28-03-2011 07:11 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed thats so embarassing Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-03-2011 07:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 28-03-2011 07:24 PM (13 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 28-03-2011 07:24 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Pashmina at 28-03-2011 07:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 28-03-2011 05:49 PM
@poster...that one na poem abi na song?

hehe, lol
Posted: at 28-03-2011 07:49 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Abolore05 at 28-03-2011 08:37 PM (13 years ago)
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pb don tey
Posted: at 28-03-2011 08:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 09:01 PM (13 years ago)
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postd b4b4b4b4b44
Posted: at 28-03-2011 09:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 28-03-2011 09:37 PM (13 years ago)
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b4 b5 b6 b7 b8 b9 b........na una sabi...some times mirix dey dey
Posted: at 28-03-2011 09:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-03-2011 05:11 AM (13 years ago)
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posted posted posted b4 b4 b4
Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:11 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fashalyn at 29-03-2011 05:13 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 28-03-2011 05:49 PM
@poster...that one na poem abi na song?
na all of the above....
Posted: at 29-03-2011 05:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 29-03-2011 03:37 PM (13 years ago)
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na you no abeg Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 29-03-2011 03:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-03-2011 10:22 PM (13 years ago)
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i no know oooooooo Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-03-2011 10:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 29-03-2011 10:39 PM (13 years ago)
how you go no
Posted: at 29-03-2011 10:39 PM (13 years ago) |
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- slasha009ja at 29-03-2011 10:46 PM (13 years ago)
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all join
Posted: at 29-03-2011 10:46 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 29-03-2011 11:01 PM (13 years ago)
all follow
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:01 PM (13 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 30-03-2011 12:22 AM (13 years ago)
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all wan run now
Posted: at 30-03-2011 12:22 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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