Unfaithfulness

Date: 29-03-2011 8:24 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
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- at 29-03-2011 08:24 PM (10 years ago)
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde waving at him, and he says, "Hello". He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says, "Do you know me?"  She says, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"
She replies, "No, I'm your son's Math Teacher"

Posted: at 29-03-2011 08:24 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Fashalyn at 29-03-2011 09:21 PM (10 years ago)
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phyuk up man!

Posted: at 29-03-2011 09:21 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 29-03-2011 11:03 PM (10 years ago)
ok next
Posted: at 29-03-2011 11:03 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 30-03-2011 05:12 AM (10 years ago)
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huh  Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 30-03-2011 05:12 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bodeniyi at 30-03-2011 09:37 AM (10 years ago)
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by who?
Posted: at 30-03-2011 09:37 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 30-03-2011 10:36 AM (10 years ago)
ok ,you self na post b4 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:36 AM (10 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 30-03-2011 10:37 AM (10 years ago)
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bode.... PB4..
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:37 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- at 30-03-2011 10:38 AM (10 years ago)
them don tell am b4
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:38 AM (10 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 30-03-2011 10:55 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 30-03-2011 10:38 AM
them don tell am b4
i don hear....
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:55 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- enoibd at 30-03-2011 10:57 AM (10 years ago)
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e need reminding again
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:57 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 30-03-2011 10:58 AM (10 years ago)
Quote from: Kristiantus on 30-03-2011 10:55 AM
Quote from: emejuru on 30-03-2011 10:38 AM
them don tell am b4
i don hear....

Pb4 ni
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:58 AM (10 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 30-03-2011 10:59 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 30-03-2011 10:58 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 30-03-2011 10:55 AM
Quote from: emejuru on 30-03-2011 10:38 AM
them don tell am b4
i don hear....

Pb4 ni
i don hear now... abi i tell you say i be deaf-o-clan?... Angry
Posted: at 30-03-2011 10:59 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- at 30-03-2011 11:10 AM (10 years ago)
you fit be,
who no? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:10 AM (10 years ago) |
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- Kristiantus at 30-03-2011 11:11 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 30-03-2011 11:10 AM
you fit be,
who no? Grin Grin Grin
i swear, e wu oye arah ooo... Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:11 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 30-03-2011 11:12 AM (10 years ago)
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phyukoyo

Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:12 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 30-03-2011 11:13 AM (10 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:13 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 30-03-2011 11:14 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 30-03-2011 11:12 AM
fcukoyo
Huh? Huh? Angry
you say wetin? Angry
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:14 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- at 30-03-2011 11:16 AM (10 years ago)
Quote from: Kristiantus on 30-03-2011 11:11 AM
Quote from: emejuru on 30-03-2011 11:10 AM
you fit be,
who no? Grin Grin Grin
i swear, e wu oye arah ooo... Grin

the thing do dey do you again,
oya take it easy ,
e go soon go. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:16 AM (10 years ago) |
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- at 30-03-2011 11:17 AM (10 years ago)
Quote from: chicanorose on 30-03-2011 11:12 AM
fcukoyo

tell him to leave you,
is too early ,
make him wait till night Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-03-2011 11:17 AM (10 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 2-04-2011 06:48 PM (10 years ago)
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but wait oooooooo
this kris don cry too much

kris tell us wetin we go do for u make u stop to dey cry Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-04-2011 06:48 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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