WHO IS THE OLDEST?

Date: 31-03-2011 9:04 am (13 years ago) | Author: rita akubuiro
- at 31-03-2011 09:04 AM (13 years ago)
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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.

The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."

The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."

Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"

Posted: at 31-03-2011 09:04 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- omotoyosolabisi at 31-03-2011 12:04 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-03-2011 12:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Propellaswaggs at 31-03-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago)
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i don't know ooh, so i pass
Posted: at 31-03-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 31-03-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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nawaoooo for this qelle
Posted: at 31-03-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Oyedun at 31-03-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
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should be d lawyer na
Posted: at 31-03-2011 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- chicanorose at 31-03-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-03-2011 01:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 31-03-2011 02:21 PM (13 years ago)
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na me
Posted: at 31-03-2011 02:21 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 31-03-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
fine old mama,
yes i believe,
na really you,
oldest chik alive  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Omilim at 31-03-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago)
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The Lawyer
Posted: at 31-03-2011 02:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 31-03-2011 02:29 PM (13 years ago)
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me i no no
Posted: at 31-03-2011 02:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 31-03-2011 08:37 PM (13 years ago)
wetin you wan no?
Posted: at 31-03-2011 08:37 PM (13 years ago) |
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- richy_ex at 31-03-2011 09:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: prettydove1974 on 31-03-2011 09:04 AM
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.

The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."

The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."

Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
make u finish am now wetin u de wait?


Posted: at 31-03-2011 09:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 1-04-2011 01:08 AM (13 years ago)
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Ok i don hear............
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- at 1-04-2011 01:20 AM (13 years ago)
bye bye
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- Fashalyn at 1-04-2011 03:13 AM (13 years ago)
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where u dey go?
Posted: at 1-04-2011 03:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 1-04-2011 10:13 PM (13 years ago)
I dey ya back
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- Skypon2002 at 2-04-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago)
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the three na him old pass themselves Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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