Hungry Cock

Date: 01-04-2011 1:50 am (11 years ago) | Author: Iyke Njezi
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- at 1-04-2011 01:50 AM (11 years ago)
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A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.
"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.
"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.
"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."
The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.
The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.
The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"
Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."
The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:50 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- kenolis at 1-04-2011 01:52 AM (11 years ago)
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its late ..i will come tomorrow
Posted: at 1-04-2011 01:52 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 1-04-2011 03:06 AM (11 years ago)
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me sef i go come back tomorrow come post my comment.............
Posted: at 1-04-2011 03:06 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 1-04-2011 05:00 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
naughty chicken....
popcorn finished! chei
Posted: at 1-04-2011 05:00 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- frayobkk at 1-04-2011 05:17 AM (11 years ago)
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hehehehehehhehh funny joke thanks bros i really laugh my ass off
Posted: at 1-04-2011 05:17 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 1-04-2011 06:38 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: frayobkk on  1-04-2011 05:17 AM
hehehehehehhehh funny joke thanks bros i really laugh my ass off
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
keep ur @$$ oooo
Posted: at 1-04-2011 06:38 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 1-04-2011 10:16 PM (11 years ago)
 Undecided is coming
Posted: at 1-04-2011 10:16 PM (11 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 1-04-2011 11:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  1-04-2011 03:06 AM
me sef i go come back tomorrow come post my comment.............

come my house so that we go come together....!!! Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 1-04-2011 11:19 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 1-04-2011 11:36 PM (11 years ago)
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ehemmmmm toasting toasting Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 11:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 1-04-2011 11:46 PM (11 years ago)
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yes toasting toasting...na my job Grin
Posted: at 1-04-2011 11:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 1-04-2011 11:59 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 1-04-2011 11:59 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 2-04-2011 12:01 AM (11 years ago)
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that is me...i go soon toast you Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 2-04-2011 12:01 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 2-04-2011 12:09 AM (11 years ago)
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na waaaaaa oooo
i dey toasted already Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 2-04-2011 12:09 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kenolis at 2-04-2011 12:13 AM (11 years ago)
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i dey toast dey do Grin
Posted: at 2-04-2011 12:13 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 2-04-2011 12:59 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-04-2011 12:59 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 2-04-2011 01:03 AM (11 years ago)
 Tongue
Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:03 AM (11 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 2-04-2011 01:08 AM (11 years ago)
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 Kiss
Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:08 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 2-04-2011 01:10 AM (11 years ago)
na kiss?
Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:10 AM (11 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 2-04-2011 01:11 AM (11 years ago)
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for u dis early morning Cheesy
Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:11 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 2-04-2011 01:20 AM (11 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 2-04-2011 01:20 AM (11 years ago) |
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