IS IT TRUE THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE? - findout by reading to the end

Date: 14-04-2011 5:38 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Isaiah Edem
- at 14-04-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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A store that sells husbands has just been opened in Windhoek, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

 

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are Six floors in the building and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the floors.

 

There is however, a catch.... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back to the previous floor except to exit the building.

 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

on the First floor the sign on the door reads:

 

FLOOR 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

FLOOR 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord and love kids.

FLOOR 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are very rich and are extremely good looking.

 

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

 

FLOOR 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are very rich, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

 

"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

 

FLOOR 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are very rich, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

 

"Oh my God" she screams. she is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

 

FLOOR 6 - You are visitor number 101,363,015 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Posted: at 14-04-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- williams100 at 14-04-2011 11:23 PM (13 years ago)
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nice try,very funny
Posted: at 14-04-2011 11:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onedoor1010 at 14-04-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin very funny,,,,,,,
Posted: at 14-04-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickki at 14-04-2011 11:34 PM (13 years ago)
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u try, i've seen dis before but hey not all women are hard to please. Wink
Posted: at 14-04-2011 11:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- diplomatik at 15-04-2011 04:38 AM (13 years ago)
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PB4  Cheesy
Posted: at 15-04-2011 04:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- pholake at 15-04-2011 09:17 AM (13 years ago)
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Very old joke.....but funny sha.......
Posted: at 15-04-2011 09:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 15-04-2011 09:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Women are indeed impossible 2 please!
They always want more!
Posted: at 15-04-2011 09:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 15-04-2011 09:56 AM (13 years ago)
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Just like Oliver twist want some more  Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2011 09:56 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- wallas at 15-04-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago)
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dem dey find the 7th floor
I AM MARRIED TO JESUS SATAN LEMME ALONE
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 15-04-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 15-04-2011 09:56 AM
Just like Oliver twist want some more  Grin Grin
hmmm
Posted: at 15-04-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MissyBarbie at 15-04-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Long funny shit...will be back to read it. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 15-04-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Adikpe at 15-04-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice piece and very funny!
Posted: at 15-04-2011 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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