Smart way to beat an officer to a speeding ticket

Date: 15-04-2011 6:41 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 15-04-2011 06:41 PM (13 years ago)
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    Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

    Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

    Woman: Oh, I see.

    Officer: Can I see your license please?

    Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

    Officer: Don't have one?

    Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

    Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

    Woman: I can't do that.

    Officer: Why not?

    Woman: I stole this car.

    Officer: Stole it?

    Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

    Officer: You what?

    Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

    The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

    The woman steps out of her vehicle.

    Woman: Is there a problem sir?

    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

    Woman: Murdered the owner?

    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

    Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

    The first officer is stunned.

    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

    Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

    Woman: I'll bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

Posted: at 15-04-2011 06:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- at 15-04-2011 08:01 PM (13 years ago)
emmagency you again,
anyway make you take your advice,
and try it,then con give 9japals the ending
of your yeye tory Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-04-2011 08:01 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 15-04-2011 08:22 PM (13 years ago)
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emmagency you again,
anyway make you take your advice,
and try it,then con give 9japals the ending
of your yeye tory
Posted: at 15-04-2011 08:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 15-04-2011 08:36 PM (13 years ago)
pb4
Posted: at 15-04-2011 08:36 PM (13 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 15-04-2011 09:43 PM (13 years ago)
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U no dey tire to post Huh?
must u post everyfin u read somewhere else Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 15-04-2011 09:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 15-04-2011 10:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 15-04-2011 10:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 15-04-2011 11:44 PM (13 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 15-04-2011 11:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 15-04-2011 11:57 PM (13 years ago)
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this post na emergency post Shocked
Posted: at 15-04-2011 11:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 16-04-2011 06:12 PM (13 years ago)
and
Posted: at 16-04-2011 06:12 PM (13 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 16-04-2011 11:28 PM (13 years ago)
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your ynash
Posted: at 16-04-2011 11:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Propellaswaggs at 17-04-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-04-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 17-04-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
na laugh?
Posted: at 17-04-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 17-04-2011 05:05 PM (13 years ago)
und again
Posted: at 17-04-2011 05:05 PM (13 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 18-04-2011 12:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 17-04-2011 01:07 PM
okeke

you mean your name na okeke? why you never tell me na?
Posted: at 18-04-2011 12:50 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 18-04-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 18-04-2011 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 18-04-2011 10:34 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 18-04-2011 10:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 18-04-2011 11:26 PM (13 years ago)
ok
Posted: at 18-04-2011 11:26 PM (13 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 19-04-2011 12:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 18-04-2011 05:33 PM
u no sabi ya nama again???

i no get
Posted: at 19-04-2011 12:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 19-04-2011 03:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 18-04-2011 11:26 PM
ok
Bk
Posted: at 19-04-2011 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 20-04-2011 01:05 AM (13 years ago)
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you wan go uk?
Posted: at 20-04-2011 01:05 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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