Thanksgiving Jokes

Date: 30-11-2008 9:46 am (12 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 30-11-2008 09:46 AM (12 years ago)
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"



Posted: at 30-11-2008 09:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 01:31 PM (11 years ago)
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lolxxz

Posted: at 29-03-2009 01:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 30-03-2009 12:22 PM (11 years ago)
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not funny

Posted: at 30-03-2009 12:22 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 30-03-2009 08:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 30-03-2009 08:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-03-2009 11:19 PM (11 years ago)
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*clears throat*

Posted: at 30-03-2009 11:19 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 30-03-2009 11:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 30-03-2009 11:19 PM
*clears throat*

u still they do am 4 here again...shooooo
Posted: at 30-03-2009 11:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 31-03-2009 06:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 31-03-2009 06:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 1-04-2009 10:15 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on 31-03-2009 06:16 PM
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Herdey, is everything alright? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:15 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 1-04-2009 10:20 AM (11 years ago)
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He!
Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:20 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 1-04-2009 10:50 AM (11 years ago)
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................

Posted: at 1-04-2009 10:50 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 1-04-2009 02:38 PM (11 years ago)
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kkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii

Posted: at 1-04-2009 02:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 1-04-2009 02:43 PM (11 years ago)
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lolllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz.................
Posted: at 1-04-2009 02:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 1-04-2009 02:53 PM (11 years ago)
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y u dey copy my pattern?

Posted: at 1-04-2009 02:53 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- p4490758 at 1-04-2009 03:19 PM (11 years ago)
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WHICH pattern you get seif??
Posted: at 1-04-2009 03:19 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 1-04-2009 03:21 PM (11 years ago)
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P44 LIVE HIM SELF NOR GET PATTERN
Posted: at 1-04-2009 03:21 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 1-04-2009 03:26 PM (11 years ago)
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,
Posted: at 1-04-2009 03:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-04-2009 03:27 PM (11 years ago)
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SHO!!
Posted: at 1-04-2009 03:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 2-04-2009 10:18 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: p4490758 on  1-04-2009 03:19 PM
WHICH pattern you get seif??

write ur name b4 u talk  4 dis forum

Posted: at 2-04-2009 10:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 2-04-2009 10:46 AM (11 years ago)
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register de dis forun ne?
Posted: at 2-04-2009 10:46 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 2-04-2009 02:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on  2-04-2009 10:46 AM
register de dis forun ne?

Help us ask Emmy o! Grin

Emmy how you dey? Smiley

Posted: at 2-04-2009 02:11 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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