PRISONER ND PRISON

Date: 27-04-2011 3:46 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Alfred
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- at 27-04-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago)
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know

anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

 

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the

prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the

prisoner in the prison.

 

And then they made love for the first time.

 

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

 

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

 

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

 

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but

the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him

a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

 

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently

born foal.

 

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

 

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

 

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,

OKAY!

HAHAHAH sup frnds!!!!!!!!


Posted: at 27-04-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Michro at 27-04-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Loglog!!!!!!
U too funny.
Abi na u play the prisoner's part?
Hahahahahahaha
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blessedme at 27-04-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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nice jokes
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- soljurn16 at 27-04-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Oh boy., no be small mata o! Abeg who go imprison me for LIFE
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mallorca at 27-04-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Adankolo Grin
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- logten at 27-04-2011 04:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Michro on 27-04-2011 04:21 PM
Loglog!!!!!!
U too funny.
Abi na u play the prisoner's part?
Hahahahahahaha
i no dey commit crime o.. so i no fit enter prison  Grin
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mallorca at 27-04-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago)
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who we go ask?
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:44 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 27-04-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennee at 27-04-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mallorca on 27-04-2011 04:44 PM
who we go ask?

I know one of he babe like dat wey fit Testify against am
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mallorca at 27-04-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago)
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i saw a prisoner here
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mallorca at 27-04-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on 27-04-2011 04:49 PM
Quote from: mallorca on 27-04-2011 04:44 PM
who we go ask?

I know one of he babe like dat wey fit Testify against am
senior Bros u dey see far o.....
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blessedme at 27-04-2011 04:54 PM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 27-04-2011 04:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- SNYPER at 27-04-2011 07:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice Prison above me  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-04-2011 07:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dirtykid at 27-04-2011 08:05 PM (13 years ago)
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If the prison get chance, na life imprisonment that prisoner for get  Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-04-2011 08:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- SNYPER at 27-04-2011 08:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Chai i go commit crime sharp sharp make dem put me 4 such prison Grin
Posted: at 27-04-2011 08:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 27-04-2011 10:43 PM (13 years ago)
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@logten,to say u dey here,i 4 buy u beer......u try
Posted: at 27-04-2011 10:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- diplomatik at 27-04-2011 11:19 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-04-2011 11:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- logten at 28-04-2011 03:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 27-04-2011 10:43 PM
@logten,to say u dey here,i 4 buy u beer......u try
oya where the beer na?
Posted: at 28-04-2011 03:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- logten at 28-04-2011 03:37 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on 27-04-2011 04:49 PM
Quote from: mallorca on 27-04-2011 04:44 PM
who we go ask?

I know one of he babe like dat wey fit Testify against am

hope say no b oyin?
Posted: at 28-04-2011 03:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 28-04-2011 10:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: logten on 28-04-2011 03:36 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 27-04-2011 10:43 PM
@logten,to say u dey here,i 4 buy u beer......u try
oya where the beer na?
u no dey here na
Posted: at 28-04-2011 10:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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