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Date: 02-12-2008 6:48 am (15 years ago) | Author: abrakson
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- at 2-12-2008 06:48 AM (15 years ago)
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A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin. Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.
The doctor told her that will cost around $500, but there is another way that will cost only $50.
The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, and the doctor worked on her for several minutes.
After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the doctor and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was there. And she asked him how he did it.

"Simple, I tied your pubic hairs together!"

Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:48 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- lovemar at 2-12-2008 09:20 AM (15 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 09:25 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin be this RUBBISH wey we dey see for naijapals nowadays? i WEEP for this forum :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lovemar at 2-12-2008 09:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Thanks
Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 09:25 AM
wetin be this RUBBISH wey we dey see for naijapals nowadays? i WEEP for this forum :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
thank u rezimero, I can see some dont have respect for woman..........
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 2-12-2008 11:58 AM (15 years ago)
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abraks, where is the funny angle??
Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 2-12-2008 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 09:25 AM
wetin be this RUBBISH wey we dey see for naijapals nowadays? i WEEP for this forum :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

i no no for dis one oh,
ah, i be sixteen years and i dey go church well well so make una no spoil me for dis forum
Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 12:14 PM (15 years ago)
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this na rubbish na Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 2-12-2008 03:43 PM (15 years ago)
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But...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lovemar at 2-12-2008 04:33 PM (15 years ago)
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what?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lylawal at 2-12-2008 04:53 PM (15 years ago)
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i no no for dis one oh,
ah, i be sixteen years and i dey go church well well so make una no spoil me for dis forum
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U Sure @Kennycynth... U LOOK 30... I trust U small sha, make I no blow ur cover! LOL!
Posted: at 2-12-2008 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 2-12-2008 05:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on  2-12-2008 12:12 PM
Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 09:25 AM
wetin be this RUBBISH wey we dey see for naijapals nowadays? i WEEP for this forum :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

i no no for dis one oh,
ah, i be sixteen years and i dey go church well well so make una no spoil me for dis forum


are you sure? what about your pikins?... anyway i go dey ask permission b4 i open some topics bcos na me small pass..... i no wan spoil for my mama .... Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mikyflexy1 at 2-12-2008 05:37 PM (15 years ago)
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does that guy accept any body to laugh .....
Posted: at 2-12-2008 05:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 05:45 PM (15 years ago)
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why una no believe kenny? una never see where 12year old be grandmama?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 05:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 2-12-2008 07:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Why?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  2-12-2008 07:44 PM
Why?
why what?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 2-12-2008 09:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 09:25 AM
wetin be this RUBBISH wey we dey see for naijapals nowadays? i WEEP for this forum :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(



e no easy to crack jokes , rezimore i am very sure cant even make a baby laugh
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:56 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Grtmimshak at 2-12-2008 10:12 PM (15 years ago)
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the topic said it all..HMMMMMMMMMMM
Posted: at 2-12-2008 10:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 11:09 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: bethsy on  2-12-2008 09:56 PM
Quote from: rezimero on  2-12-2008 09:25 AM
wetin be this RUBBISH wey we dey see for naijapals nowadays? i WEEP for this forum :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(



e no easy to crack jokes , rezimore i am very sure cant even make a baby laugh
come trouble dey sleep oh, make your yanga no go wake am oh
Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 2-12-2008 11:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: abraks on  2-12-2008 06:48 AM
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin. Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.
The doctor told her that will cost around $500, but there is another way that will cost only $50.
The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, and the doctor worked on her for several minutes.
After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the doctor and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was there. And she asked him how he did it.

"Simple, I tied your pubic hairs together!"



ar u here to talk about a 4cking benzino of the west or to post a joke to make us laf?Huh???



this is no joke?Huh?? its just someone bullying another person's puss

Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 08:46 AM (15 years ago)
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Now i just laughed... Puss Bully???
Posted: at 3-12-2008 08:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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