TEACHER'S JOKE

Date: 06-05-2011 4:36 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Kolawole Hammed
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- at 6-05-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.

"Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?"

An eager student gave his answer.

"Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."

Posted: at 6-05-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- kenolis at 6-05-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago)
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so what do you thing then?
Posted: at 6-05-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 6-05-2011 05:20 PM (13 years ago)
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chei!!!! see yeye
Posted: at 6-05-2011 05:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 6-05-2011 05:29 PM (13 years ago)
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ok i will go drink more alcohol so i dont get worms

thanx for the advice..yeye Angry Angry
Posted: at 6-05-2011 05:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 6-05-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago)
una weldon
Posted: at 6-05-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 6-05-2011 06:33 PM (13 years ago)
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haha nice one!

poster..u drink first alcohol.. Grin
Posted: at 6-05-2011 06:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 6-05-2011 07:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  6-05-2011 06:22 PM
una weldon
welcome oga
Posted: at 6-05-2011 07:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 6-05-2011 07:55 PM (13 years ago)
Go clean my car
Posted: at 6-05-2011 07:55 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Emmagency9 at 6-05-2011 07:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Ur sense dey pain u
Posted: at 6-05-2011 07:57 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 6-05-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago)
and your sense dey
under your foot
Posted: at 6-05-2011 07:58 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Emmagency9 at 6-05-2011 08:03 PM (13 years ago)
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NA lie
Posted: at 6-05-2011 08:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 6-05-2011 08:06 PM (13 years ago)
check well
Posted: at 6-05-2011 08:06 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Emmagency9 at 6-05-2011 08:07 PM (13 years ago)
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U don forget wetin u go read for school?
Posted: at 6-05-2011 08:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 6-05-2011 08:10 PM (13 years ago)
use hammer scatter your head,
you go see say your brain no dey their  Grin
Posted: at 6-05-2011 08:10 PM (13 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 6-05-2011 08:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Alcoholic and the consumers
Abeg make I eat ma salad joor
Posted: at 6-05-2011 08:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 7-05-2011 12:14 AM (13 years ago)
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alcohol liqu
Posted: at 7-05-2011 12:14 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-05-2011 11:09 AM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 7-05-2011 11:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 7-05-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago)
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na you sabi
Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 9-05-2011 11:56 AM (12 years ago)
 Huh?
Posted: at 9-05-2011 11:56 AM (12 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 10-05-2011 12:38 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 10-05-2011 12:38 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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