After the Wedding

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "so - how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed - they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like: Dust, Wash, Iron, Cook..."

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Posted: at 7-05-2011 04:09 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 7-05-2011 10:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

poster e be like say dust dey
your brain abeg go dust am or
wash am .pb4

Posted: at 8-05-2011 09:10 PM (13 years ago) |

 

Posted: at 8-05-2011 09:17 PM (13 years ago) |

you fit jump follow

Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago) |

na you sabi

Posted: at 9-05-2011 02:15 PM (13 years ago) |

 

Posted: at 9-05-2011 03:08 PM (13 years ago) |

i most say dat they wife is really funny

Posted: at 9-05-2011 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

hmm

Posted: at 9-05-2011 11:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Why she leave the four letter-word?- phyuk?

Posted: at 11-05-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac