"Copy and Paste"

Date: 09-05-2011 5:03 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Mary Claret
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- at 9-05-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago)
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A popular motivational speaker addressing his audience said: "The best Years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"Laughter and Applause. A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!" The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing first degree burns from boiling cooking oil.Moral of the story: Don't copy if  you can't paste!.....

Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- dollymacy at 9-05-2011 05:06 PM (13 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:06 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmajenic1 at 9-05-2011 05:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Fantastic advice.Pls,pass message to all copy and paste posters on nija pals...
Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 9-05-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheeheh
nice one dear
Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 9-05-2011 05:13 PM (13 years ago)
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i hear
Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 9-05-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago)
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u do hear
Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 9-05-2011 05:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

9ice joke
Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 9-05-2011 05:45 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stifler at 9-05-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago)
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def abi now. no mind am na yahoo boi wey no knw where caps lock dey
Posted: at 9-05-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 9-05-2011 06:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Poster very nice joke na d joke of d day be dis
U copy well and paste well, so make I laff  Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2011 06:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Hay-why at 9-05-2011 07:06 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one.
Posted: at 9-05-2011 07:06 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 9-05-2011 11:22 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-05-2011 11:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e-love at 9-05-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Yes ma
Posted: at 9-05-2011 11:29 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 10-05-2011 12:11 AM (13 years ago)
huh Undecided
Posted: at 10-05-2011 12:11 AM (13 years ago) |
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- femilux at 10-05-2011 09:33 AM (13 years ago)
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na so
Posted: at 10-05-2011 09:33 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 10-05-2011 10:17 AM (13 years ago)
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9ce 1 posta...u just made ma day
Posted: at 10-05-2011 10:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 10-05-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-05-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 10-05-2011 10:59 AM (13 years ago)
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goodnyt
Posted: at 10-05-2011 10:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 10-05-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago)
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kingjoe .... na now u wan sleep?
Posted: at 10-05-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 10-05-2011 11:37 AM (13 years ago)
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U dey ask me?
Posted: at 10-05-2011 11:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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