Jack and Jill

Date: 03-12-2008 8:16 pm (15 years ago) | Author: cooldee4yall
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- at 3-12-2008 08:16 PM (15 years ago)
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An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either
Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the
next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the
manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break.
Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager
decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor
Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.


Then the manager thought he'd wait and see who would leave work the earliest,
and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack and the
manager went up to her and said, Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know
whether to lay you or Jack off.


Jill said, Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus.

Posted: at 3-12-2008 08:16 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Toks-E at 3-12-2008 09:46 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:46 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 08:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Hehe... Jill just sack her sef now now... Nyce one...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 08:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-12-2008 11:10 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin the boss dey jack? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 11:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Na mechanic???
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-12-2008 11:54 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: cooldee4yall on  3-12-2008 08:16 PM
An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either
Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the
next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the
manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break.
Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager
decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor
Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.


Then the manager thought he'd wait and see who would leave work the earliest,
and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack and the
manager went up to her and said, Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know
whether to lay you or Jack off.


Jill said, Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus.



b4 i go read ya joke , i get question for you ooo... why u wan comot your pant now? pls we dont want a maniac running wild here oooo....
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-12-2008 12:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  4-12-2008 11:29 AM
Na mechanic???
e reach to ask
Posted: at 4-12-2008 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 01:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Kido... Wetin carry ur eyes go im yansh... U to like dat side...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 01:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cooldee4yall at 4-12-2008 03:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Kido? b4 i count 1! 2!! 3!!! make i ask, u be gay? if u be gay make i use style style wear my shoko back.
I no dey do man.....thank u
Posted: at 4-12-2008 03:16 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- cooldee4yall at 4-12-2008 03:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Na shokoto i talk o! trouser hen! hen!!
Posted: at 4-12-2008 03:19 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Huhuhuheheho... Wonders shall neva end...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cooldee4yall at 4-12-2008 03:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Abi o my brother,i say make he read somthing na my yansh he dey look,wetin my yansh get to do wit reading now? ahh i fear o! infact i fear fear!!
Posted: at 4-12-2008 03:30 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 04:13 PM (15 years ago)
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U nid to fear fear well well... Bcos dem no dey trust pple dis days...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 4-12-2008 05:36 PM (15 years ago)
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dis ur yellow ass don release mess
Posted: at 4-12-2008 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 4-12-2008 08:58 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin make you open your yansh for ground? see as craw-craw full am
Posted: at 4-12-2008 08:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cooldee4yall at 5-12-2008 12:16 AM (15 years ago)
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rizimero i been no wan talk b4 o but she u kno say na the tick wey comot for your body i dey try comot.
Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:16 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- e4ma at 5-12-2008 12:22 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahahaha hohohohoho heeheeheehee Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2008 12:22 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 5-12-2008 09:16 AM (15 years ago)
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Ify... Sufree laff ooh...
Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 5-12-2008 09:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: cooldee4yall on  5-12-2008 12:16 AM
rizimero i been no wan talk b4 o but she u kno say na the tick wey comot for your body i dey try comot.
how e take reach there? u think say i be gay?
Posted: at 5-12-2008 09:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cooldee4yall at 7-12-2008 11:44 AM (15 years ago)
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I wounldnt know cos im human!!! LOL  Grin  Grin  Grin
Posted: at 7-12-2008 11:44 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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