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Date: 13-05-2011 12:35 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Olalekan Apanisile
- at 13-05-2011 12:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Three gurls went on an adventure into a forest n got captured by d pple who live dere.
Dey were taken to d king, n he decided dier judgment for steppin into dier territory; dey were to be eaten.
D gurls pleaded for mercy so d king promised to release dem, bt first each of dem wld search d forest n bring 10pieces of any fruit she likes.
D first one went n brot bk 10lemons. D king ordered her to stuck all 10 lemons up her A*#S witout any expression on her face. She got to d 5th n frownd her face in pain, she was killed.
D second gurl came bak wiv 10 strawberries and was askd to do d same thing, she did and when she got to d 9th berry, she laughed out so loud, she was killed.
Wen she got to heaven, d first gurl said to her 'u were on d 9th berry, u cld av been spared, y did u laugh?' She replied 'i saw our friend comin wiv pineapples'.

Posted: at 13-05-2011 12:35 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- brightossy at 13-05-2011 12:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Welcum 2 Pb4 group. Oya go sidon one place.
Posted: at 13-05-2011 12:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-05-2011 12:47 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin NICE ONE
Posted: at 13-05-2011 12:47 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bazemaster at 13-05-2011 01:16 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-05-2011 01:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 13-05-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Baze you no dey look face ba
Posted: at 13-05-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femilux at 13-05-2011 01:27 PM (12 years ago)
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nice 1 but pb4
Posted: at 13-05-2011 01:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 13-05-2011 03:18 PM (12 years ago)
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PB10000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Posted: at 13-05-2011 03:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- richy_ex at 13-05-2011 03:43 PM (12 years ago)
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to be posted
Posted: at 13-05-2011 03:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 13-05-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago)
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OLD SCHOOL
Posted: at 13-05-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 13-05-2011 04:00 PM (12 years ago)
Na waooo
Posted: at 13-05-2011 04:00 PM (12 years ago) |
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- richy_ex at 13-05-2011 04:19 PM (12 years ago)
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NOT FUNNY
Posted: at 13-05-2011 04:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Lulu_Sazzie at 13-05-2011 06:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool
Posted: at 13-05-2011 06:04 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 13-05-2011 06:17 PM (12 years ago)
boo Undecided
Posted: at 13-05-2011 06:17 PM (12 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 14-05-2011 06:13 AM (12 years ago)
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na pb4
Posted: at 14-05-2011 06:13 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- nellkiss at 14-05-2011 11:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Old joke
Posted: at 14-05-2011 11:23 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 15-05-2011 01:09 AM (12 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 15-05-2011 01:09 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 15-05-2011 01:51 AM (12 years ago)
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PEOPLE WEY NO DEY GO CHURCH FOR ASIA DEY ONLINE NOW
Posted: at 15-05-2011 01:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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