Fart's Peom

Date: 17-05-2011 5:41 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Isaiah Diadem
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- at 17-05-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago)
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A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent but deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must not forget.......
Sweet old farts like me and you!

Posted: at 17-05-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- Riverniger1 at 17-05-2011 05:48 PM (12 years ago)
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poster ur....................no more comment










i,m still angry ooooooooooooo
Posted: at 17-05-2011 05:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 17-05-2011 05:53 PM (12 years ago)
A poem from a professional old fart ,
fart producer . Cheesy
Posted: at 17-05-2011 05:53 PM (12 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 17-05-2011 05:58 PM (12 years ago)
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FART POST....HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Posted: at 17-05-2011 05:58 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 17-05-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago)
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i still dey vex
Posted: at 17-05-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 17-05-2011 06:18 PM (12 years ago)
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mstchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted: at 17-05-2011 06:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 17-05-2011 06:20 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-05-2011 06:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 17-05-2011 07:34 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-05-2011 07:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 17-05-2011 09:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster u need medical attention
Upon every oda fins na fart u fit take do poem
Abeg go close ur self in a small room filled wit fart but no ventilation  Sad
Posted: at 17-05-2011 09:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 17-05-2011 11:22 PM (12 years ago)
boo Undecided
Posted: at 17-05-2011 11:22 PM (12 years ago) |
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- KINGJHOE at 17-05-2011 11:59 PM (12 years ago)
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experience at work
Posted: at 17-05-2011 11:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 18-05-2011 12:06 AM (12 years ago)
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i pass
Posted: at 18-05-2011 12:06 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 18-05-2011 01:58 AM (12 years ago)
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NO MATCH ME ABEG Angry Angry
Posted: at 18-05-2011 01:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- cayico at 18-05-2011 02:09 AM (12 years ago)
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hmm farting poem
Posted: at 18-05-2011 02:09 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kenolis at 18-05-2011 02:20 AM (12 years ago)
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I HEAR
Posted: at 18-05-2011 02:20 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- estilizo at 18-05-2011 02:22 AM (12 years ago)
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seconded
Posted: at 18-05-2011 02:22 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 18-05-2011 02:25 AM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 18-05-2011 02:25 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- thechangeicon at 18-05-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kenolis on 18-05-2011 02:25 AM
Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

who no dey fart....even you with dis kind BIG yash
shoooo.

weh fart like..................kpooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOooonnnnng!
na fart o!


fine as u wan fyn reach
its natural! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-05-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 18-05-2011 12:51 PM (12 years ago)
Boo Undecided
Posted: at 18-05-2011 12:51 PM (12 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 18-05-2011 08:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: thechangeicon on 18-05-2011 12:50 PM
Quote from: kenolis on 18-05-2011 02:25 AM
Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

who no dey fart....even you with dis kind BIG yash
shoooo.

weh fart like..................kpooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOooonnnnng!
na fart o!


fine as u wan fyn reach
its natural! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

witch one you dey talk like who drink Abiki piss Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 18-05-2011 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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