TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

Date: 06-12-2008 12:31 am (15 years ago) | Author: Joseph Tope
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- at 6-12-2008 12:31 AM (15 years ago)
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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

At 78 — What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Posted: at 6-12-2008 12:31 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Jannee at 6-12-2008 12:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 6-12-2008 12:34 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 6-12-2008 08:15 AM (15 years ago)
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na u sabi
Posted: at 6-12-2008 08:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-12-2008 09:07 PM (15 years ago)
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you try. doh!!!
Posted: at 6-12-2008 09:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habzee at 7-12-2008 06:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice one..
Posted: at 7-12-2008 06:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 7-12-2008 08:51 PM (15 years ago)
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mehn u tried.......keep the party goin on!!!!!!




Posted: at 7-12-2008 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- HOCKIESS at 7-12-2008 10:58 PM (15 years ago)
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josfeem my guy try well well
Posted: at 7-12-2008 10:58 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 10:35 AM (15 years ago)
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U try wella... Why onyi dey vex na...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 10:46 AM (15 years ago)
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na she be the only girl here Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 10:50 AM (15 years ago)
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But e no reach for her to vex... Bcos na true josfeem talk na...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 11:05 AM (15 years ago)
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but she no go understand dat one na
Posted: at 8-12-2008 11:05 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 11:09 AM (15 years ago)
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O.k i don know why she dey vex now...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 11:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 11:11 AM (15 years ago)
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She dey vex based on sey josfeem talk sey, dem no dey tell her story again B4 she go Bed... But any need again for story again when she know d road to bed...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 11:11 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josfeem at 8-12-2008 12:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on  8-12-2008 11:11 AM
She dey vex based on sey josfeem talk sey, dem no dey tell her story again B4 she go Bed... But any need again for story again when she know d road to bed...

na true u talk.
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 12:21 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 8-12-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Orezo wetin u mean now, u mean say onyin go dey between 29 and 37 years old. U know say na u be NOAH
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 12:53 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin you mean na? you mean say she don go far?
Posted: at 8-12-2008 12:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- miss-booty at 8-12-2008 07:10 PM (15 years ago)
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at age 100,u tell a story abt her. Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2008 07:10 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 07:19 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: miss-booty on  8-12-2008 07:10 PM
at age 100,u tell a story abt her. Grin
no be lie Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2008 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 9-12-2008 05:46 PM (15 years ago)
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another LOL.
Posted: at 9-12-2008 05:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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