Mayonnaise on my face!! (Page 5)

Date: 06-12-2008 12:45 pm (13 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- emmymth at 28-04-2009 01:51 PM (13 years ago)
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ur mouth na my mouth nah.Abi u don 4get?

Posted: at 28-04-2009 01:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 1-05-2009 11:06 AM (13 years ago)
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@ Emmy, what is your problem??? You dey jump like scout master, take ya time abe leave iphie for me or else .....


The last time i vex, na only 50 lives were involved, make you let history repeat itself ooo.

@ iphie, how you dey my sweet pie, the only coackroach in my wardrobe and the only sugar in my cup of nescafee. Whenevr I see you on-line, my brain dey calculate per second per second, and y time you give me good compliment, my belle dey sweet kuleeeeee...

Na only you I go die for, no one else. Abeg I dey write one poem for you. As I dey record am for studio na him PHCN take light, never mind, I go book anoda session!!!!



14_Inches
Posted: at 1-05-2009 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 1-05-2009 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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mmm

Posted: at 1-05-2009 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 1-05-2009 11:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  6-12-2008 12:45 PM
There was this lady who lived in this same room with little brother on a bunk bed. One day she decided to sneak in with her boyfriend for some serious downloading !!! She warned her boy friend before hand, please I don't want my brother to wake up, if I want it normal, I would whisper TOMATOES, TOMATOES, if I want it harder, I would say LETTUCE, LETTUCE, if I want us to change style or position, I would whisper, ONIONS, ONIONS.

With these codes, they entered into the room, within a short period, temperature started rising and they were already in the 7th heaven, frolicking in the atmosphere of love, and it was TOMATOES, TOMATOES,TOMATOES, LETTUCE, LETTUCE,LETTUCE,LETTUCE, LETTUCE, LETTUCE, ONIONS ....... al ove te air.

Sudenly, something splashed on the brother's face down below the bunk bed and he woke up.

He shouted, WOULD YOU GUYS STOP MAKING SANWICHES UP THERE BECAUSE YOU ARE SPLASHING ALL THE MAYONNAISE ON MY FACE !!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
  really funny! lol
 Poor brother
Posted: at 1-05-2009 11:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 1-05-2009 11:48 AM (13 years ago)
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love in the jungle.. Lips Sealed
Posted: at 1-05-2009 11:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 1-05-2009 01:09 PM (13 years ago)
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u self see love in d air
Posted: at 1-05-2009 01:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- micool at 1-05-2009 02:54 PM (13 years ago)
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verrrrry  funyyyyy



Posted: at 1-05-2009 02:54 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 3-05-2009 01:29 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ironlady on  1-05-2009 01:09 PM
u self see love in d air
hhmmmm. Smiley
Posted: at 3-05-2009 01:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 19-06-2009 06:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on 31-03-2009 03:26 PM
This is to inform all my fans that am back and better on this forum after a long break.

God bless you all.

Cheers

14_Inches_

 you came back for a while.. and gone for life... lol....
waiting for new jokes from you pal...... Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 19-06-2009 06:26 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 14_Inches_Long at 6-07-2009 04:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Dont mind my enemy, they cannot catch me. As if hin go land, as if hin go land, na hin butterfly dey take style enter bush, I don escape the malaria again this year.

More to come soon....



14_Inches
Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Passing

Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Gbravo at 6-07-2009 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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wait 4 me!!!
Posted: at 6-07-2009 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 6-07-2009 05:20 PM (13 years ago)
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me too
Posted: at 6-07-2009 05:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 6-07-2009 05:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok.......Waiting

Posted: at 6-07-2009 05:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 7-07-2009 04:53 PM (13 years ago)
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all of una no gbadun...i just dey laugh here...at teeco...( ur pix red color) Lmao
Posted: at 7-07-2009 04:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 7-07-2009 05:51 PM (13 years ago)
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you like the pic??

Posted: at 7-07-2009 05:51 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 8-08-2009 01:27 PM (13 years ago)
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Guys,

All sandwich without mayonnaise is like tea without sugar ya know???


14_Inches
Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-08-2009 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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nah wah ohh

Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 8-08-2009 01:47 PM (13 years ago)
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hahaha

Posted: at 8-08-2009 01:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mushabc at 9-08-2009 06:12 PM (13 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 9-08-2009 06:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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