WEDDING NIGHT>> U go fear fear naaaaaaaaa

Date: 24-05-2011 4:15 pm (12 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 24-05-2011 04:15 PM (12 years ago)
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On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that she was worried about her husband finding out that she wasn't a virgin.

"No problem," said the friend. "Just go out and buy yourself a nice piece of liver and put it up inside you just before you have sex. You'll feel nice and tight and he'll never know the difference."

She went ahead and followed her friend's advice. On her wedding night, she and her new husband went wild. They did it in the tub, they did it on the floor, they did it just about everywhere.

The bride woke up the next morning and found her new hubby was gone and all that was left was a note that read:

Sweetheart, I love you very much. I feel terrible about what has happened. I can't go on after this, and I know now that we can never have a life together.

Goodbye darling.

P.S. Your honeypot is in the refrigerator.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:15 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- jossy4reall at 24-05-2011 04:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Sophie which kain thing be dis naa
Y u dey keep ur virgina virgin 4 refrigerator, e tell u  say heat dey do am Huh?

Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 24-05-2011 04:28 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-05-2011 04:30 PM (12 years ago)
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PB4 joor...
sophie, make you no dey remix other people yoke... Sad
Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 24-05-2011 04:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 24-05-2011 04:28 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
small tin, you don open teeth... wetin.
Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 24-05-2011 04:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Sophie, Sophie, Sophie!!!

na how many times I call u Huh?

na small small e dey start o
Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 24-05-2011 04:43 PM (12 years ago)
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the man run after e don chop finish abi Huh?
Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 24-05-2011 04:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-05-2011 04:31 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on 24-05-2011 04:28 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
small tin, you don open teeth... wetin.
dats because i got fine set of teeth
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 24-05-2011 04:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheree on 24-05-2011 04:40 PM
Sophie, Sophie, Sophie!!!

na how many times I call u Huh?

na small small e dey start o

u dey kip ya own too for fridge?

Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 24-05-2011 04:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 24-05-2011 04:48 PM
pb44

by who?
back bitter

Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:54 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chicanorose at 24-05-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin

Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 24-05-2011 04:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 24-05-2011 04:45 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-05-2011 04:31 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on 24-05-2011 04:28 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
small tin, you don open teeth... wetin.
dats because i got fine set of teeth
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

where d fine set of teeth  Huh? mtchewwwwwww
dis ya teeth wey be like dat burglary wey dey for Stephen prison room

Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 24-05-2011 04:58 PM (12 years ago)
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OMO SEE ANOTHER STYLE
Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-05-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 24-05-2011 04:56 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on 24-05-2011 04:45 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 24-05-2011 04:31 PM
Quote from: chicanorose on 24-05-2011 04:28 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
small tin, you don open teeth... wetin.
dats because i got fine set of teeth
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

where d fine set of teeth  Huh? mtchewwwwwww
dis ya teeth wey be like dat burglary wey dey for Stephen prison room
hihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohooooo... Grin
jossy abegi oo...
Posted: at 24-05-2011 04:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 24-05-2011 05:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 24-05-2011 04:53 PM
Quote from: Sheree on 24-05-2011 04:40 PM
Sophie, Sophie, Sophie!!!

na how many times I call u Huh?

na small small e dey start o

u dey kip ya own too for fridge?

e dey wit me

na u I for dey ask na Huh?
Posted: at 24-05-2011 05:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 24-05-2011 06:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 24-05-2011 06:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-05-2011 06:36 PM (12 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 24-05-2011 06:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 24-05-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-05-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 24-05-2011 08:26 PM (12 years ago)
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 Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 24-05-2011 08:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-05-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed

Posted: at 24-05-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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