** STEPHEN vs EMEJURU **

Date: 26-05-2011 11:42 am (12 years ago) | Author: Stanley Theo
- at 26-05-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago)
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There were 2 men travellin by Air,suddenly their plane crashed on d island in d middle of nowhere.D villagerz of d island captured the 2men n told them 2 collect Ten fruits of their choices 4rm d island n bring them back 4 their tribal initiation.So, d 2men separate in search of fruit.

D 1st man came back with 10 ORANGES n so his initiation began.

D villagerz held him down n started 2 stuff d Ten ornages in d guy Anus (nyash). As they were doing this,Dis guy wz cryin blood!! But as they stuffed d last One in,he looked up and started laughing.

D villagerz were puzzled and asked him " (stephen) Y are u laughing,he pointed n said " See,the other guy (emejuru) don carry WATER MELON come!!  Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-05-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 26-05-2011 11:45 AM (12 years ago)
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no be todayyyyyyyyy
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 11:51 AM (12 years ago)
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yeyeyeye
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- chicanorose at 26-05-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago)
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funny pb4
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- at 26-05-2011 01:14 PM (12 years ago)
hihihihihii this poster don craze,
you be first class otondo bobiloko Cheesy
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- Nzetheo at 26-05-2011 01:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Emej....upon all d fruits wey full dia u no see na water melon u go carry.. Oya open ua nyash nowwww!!!! ...Grin
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- Sheree at 26-05-2011 01:37 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

wahala dey o
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- at 26-05-2011 06:57 PM (12 years ago)
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- Abolore05 at 27-05-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago)
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pb100000000
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- chicanorose at 27-05-2011 05:26 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- coolguys235 at 27-05-2011 07:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Nzetheo on 26-05-2011 11:42 AM
There were 2 men travellin by Air,suddenly their plane crashed on d island in d middle of nowhere.D villagerz of d island captured the 2men n told them 2 collect Ten fruits of their choices 4rm d island n bring them back 4 their tribal initiation.So, d 2men separate in search of fruit.

D 1st man came back with 10 ORANGES n so his initiation began.

D villagerz held him down n started 2 stuff d Ten ornages in d guy Anus (nyash). As they were doing this,Dis guy wz cryin blood!! But as they stuffed d last One in,he looked up and started laughing.

D villagerz were puzzled and asked him " (stephen) Y are u laughing,he pointed n said " See,the other guy (emejuru) don carry WATER MELON come!!  Grin Grin

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2011 07:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 27-05-2011 08:27 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? posted 2000BC
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- giftmurphy at 29-05-2011 12:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Nzetheo on 26-05-2011 11:42 AM
There were 2 men travellin by Air,suddenly their plane crashed on d island in d middle of nowhere.D villagerz of d island captured the 2men n told them 2 collect Ten fruits of their choices 4rm d island n bring them back 4 their tribal initiation.So, d 2men separate in search of fruit.

D 1st man came back with 10 ORANGES n so his initiation began.

D villagerz held him down n started 2 stuff d Ten ornages in d guy Anus (nyash). As they were doing this,Dis guy wz cryin blood!! But as they stuffed d last One in,he looked up and started laughing.

D villagerz were puzzled and asked him " (stephen) Y are u laughing,he pointed n said " See,the other guy (emejuru) don carry WATER MELON come!!  Grin Grin
*sigh*
Posted: at 29-05-2011 12:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-06-2011 08:57 PM (12 years ago)
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over posted
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