Drunk Driver!

A Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in the patrol car.

"Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked as they drove into a rather fashionable neighborhood.
"Shertainly! " said the drunk, "and if you'll just open the door f'me, I can prove it to ya."
The police officer followed the man as he shakily negotiated the stairs to the second floor.
The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.
"Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee the bed there? Thast mine! Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash my wife. An' see that guy lying next to her?
"Yeah?" the cop replied suspiciously. Beginning at this point to seriously doubt the man's story.
"Well, thash me!"

Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

9ice 1...

Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

 ???ok

Posted: at 26-05-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

PB4....

Posted: at 26-05-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

no she don go 

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Posted: at 26-05-2011 02:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

  honeyyyyyyy, am fine jare
no mind step.
i no know weather him be gay wey dey sleal man kiss 

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Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

why should he

Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

 

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Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yes

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Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

so ur babe dey give u virus kiss since u no wan collect am
na my own u wan com collect?
tufikwa!  

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Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero