difference btw a mobile tv and a mobile

Date: 26-05-2011 3:00 pm (12 years ago) | Author: jenni Ama
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- at 26-05-2011 03:00 PM (12 years ago)
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******JOKE OF THE DAY*** A Wife is like a TV * * A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE * At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated! TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)..Lol..

Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:00 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- jenif at 26-05-2011 03:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 26-05-2011 03:05 PM
who rate am as joke of the day huh
na only u laf
na so i see em
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:06 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheree at 26-05-2011 03:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 26-05-2011 06:42 PM (12 years ago)
pb4
Posted: at 26-05-2011 06:42 PM (12 years ago) |
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- maary at 27-05-2011 12:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 26-05-2011 06:42 PM
pb4
wen?
Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:57 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- lanudja at 27-05-2011 04:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Now Tongue
Posted: at 27-05-2011 04:22 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chicanorose at 27-05-2011 05:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2011 05:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 27-05-2011 05:45 PM (12 years ago)
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not funny but nice rhymes
Posted: at 27-05-2011 05:45 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femilux at 27-05-2011 06:31 PM (12 years ago)
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funny small
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:31 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 27-05-2011 06:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jenif on 26-05-2011 03:00 PM
******JOKE OF THE DAY*** A Wife is like a TV * * A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE * At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated! TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)..Lol..

my joke of the day Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 27-05-2011 06:57 PM (12 years ago)
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i see
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 27-05-2011 07:10 PM (12 years ago)
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u ave  started drinking again...shei!!!  so am not entitle to my opinion again
Posted: at 27-05-2011 07:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 28-05-2011 03:14 PM (12 years ago)
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opi something
Posted: at 28-05-2011 03:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 28-05-2011 11:25 PM (12 years ago)
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poster u try
Posted: at 28-05-2011 11:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-06-2011 09:21 PM (12 years ago)
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TV and MOBILE

Poster which 1 is beta Huh?
Posted: at 1-06-2011 09:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- maryclaret at 1-06-2011 11:57 PM (12 years ago)
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lol. nice but found it a bit hard to read cause of all the run-ons. Didn't know when to pause to take a breath. lol
Posted: at 1-06-2011 11:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 2-06-2011 12:08 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 2-06-2011 12:08 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 3-06-2011 11:37 AM (12 years ago)
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still tryin to assimilate as to whether i burst out laughin or not Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 3-06-2011 11:37 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 3-06-2011 11:39 AM (12 years ago)
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YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR WOMANHOOD
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- omotoyosolabisi at 3-06-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
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