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Date: 26-05-2011 3:11 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Amaka Amakor
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- at 26-05-2011 03:11 PM (10 years ago)
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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,


BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

P.S - All those full of Shit, raise your hands up!!! Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:11 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- KINGJHOE at 26-05-2011 03:14 PM (10 years ago)
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HOLY SHIT
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:14 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 26-05-2011 03:14 PM (10 years ago)
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hmmmmmm

long tin Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:14 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 26-05-2011 03:18 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Amakah on 26-05-2011 03:11 PM
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,


BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

P.S - All those full of Shit, raise your hands up!!! Grin Grin Grin

SHITTY STUFFS ON BOARD...AM ALL DONE HEHEHEHEHHHE
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:18 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 26-05-2011 03:27 PM (10 years ago)
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dis bullshit again Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:27 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MilleniumMan at 26-05-2011 03:41 PM (10 years ago)
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Na u first go for the shit program na him make u sabi am.
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:41 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 03:43 PM (10 years ago)
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hehehehhe nice one .... full of creativity  ...
S.H.I.T matter
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:43 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lanudja at 26-05-2011 03:44 PM (10 years ago)
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bIG shit here again? Huh?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 03:44 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- enoibd at 26-05-2011 04:10 PM (10 years ago)
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see shit matter
Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:10 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 26-05-2011 04:12 PM (10 years ago)
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e be ike say sum people wan start shit business... Grin
Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:12 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 04:14 PM (10 years ago)
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omo i over tire ooo
Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:14 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 26-05-2011 04:16 PM (10 years ago)
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shit na pb4

Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:16 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 26-05-2011 04:23 PM (10 years ago)
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ur own?
Posted: at 26-05-2011 04:23 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 26-05-2011 06:30 PM (10 years ago)
old joke ,
abegii this pb4 b4 next  Angry
Posted: at 26-05-2011 06:30 PM (10 years ago) |
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- Amakah at 27-05-2011 10:03 AM (10 years ago)
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duurrrhhhh....  Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 27-05-2011 10:03 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Amakah at 27-05-2011 10:04 AM (10 years ago)
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shit biz na still some people business... so far say dem dey use am make money, na serious biz!!!
Posted: at 27-05-2011 10:04 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- maary at 27-05-2011 11:57 AM (10 years ago)
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Shit
Posted: at 27-05-2011 11:57 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 27-05-2011 12:54 PM (10 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 27-05-2011 12:56 PM (10 years ago)
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woooooooooo
Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:56 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Timpauls at 27-05-2011 01:00 PM (10 years ago)
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na so so shit u sabi,nowonda ur mouth dey smell suckerway,abeg commot 4 here wit ur shit
Posted: at 27-05-2011 01:00 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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