Witches deploy 500 members to Abuja for Jonathan’s inauguration

Date: 27-05-2011 12:22 am (11 years ago) | Author: osas omoruyi
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- at 27-05-2011 12:22 AM (11 years ago)
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...can you Imagine the Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN), has deployed 500 witches to Abuja and other parts of Ahead of Nigeria to prevent any tragic occurrence and ensure peaceful inauguration on May 29.

According to its national co-ordinator, Dr Okhue Iboi, the decision was taken after an emergency meeting at Zuma rock, Niger State. WITZAN also warned President Goodluck Jonathan to take adequate security as bad  people and disgruntled politicians are planning to cause problems.

Iboi, however, disclosed that the nation would soon have a respite from the people currently throwing bombs all over the places as they would be exposed: “We are going to expose those sponsoring bomb blasts in the country after May 29.  They have been caged already. We are going to use our power to cause them to come out and confess their misdeeds. Nigerians would be surprised at how the saboteurs would be exposed.”

He said it was revealed to the witches as far back as last year that no other candidate except Jonathan would rule the nation. The association which also predicted the failure of both former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida and vice president Atiku Abubakar in their presidential quests also disclosed that Jonathan would serve his four-year tenure at the end of which Nigerians would be begging him to go for another term because he has been chosen by God to lead the nation.

Iboi, however, warned Jonathan to beware of sycophants, while warning the incoming ministers and advisers to co-operate with the president and discharge their duties with dedication. The witches warned former Head of State, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) to stop wasting his time pursuing the presidency:

“Buhari should stop wasting his time because his time is past. He can never rule the nation again.  His time is gone.” The incoming National Assembly will deliver.  This is the time Nigerians will know that they have real legislators.
“Some people look at us as if we are evil minded people.  Not all witches are bad.  Our own type of witchcraft is progressive. We are willing to intervene in the affairs of the country anytime the government decides to seek our counsel.  We have the solutions to bring lasting peace to the country.  Witches and wizards in the country are ready to help restore Nigeria’s lost glory.

“We saw June 12 crisis long before it happened and we warned the late Chief M.K.O. Abiola but he ignored us.  Abiola would have been Nigeria’s president but some of us decided to punish him over the role he played in scuttling the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo presidential ambition.  We warned him not to waste his time and life.  This was reported in some national dailies.  We also dealt with the late General Sani Abacha for the execution of the late Ken Saro-Wiwa.

” ------>no comment, TO GOD BE THE GLORY


Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:22 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- eomo at 27-05-2011 12:50 AM (11 years ago)
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Wetin we no go hear for Nigeria.
Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:50 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 2slimshady at 27-05-2011 02:08 AM (11 years ago)
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WITCHES AND WIZARD?Huh?? LOLZZZ
Posted: at 27-05-2011 02:08 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mydicksweet at 27-05-2011 02:17 AM (11 years ago)
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I see  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-05-2011 02:17 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- whome at 27-05-2011 02:35 AM (11 years ago)
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that very funny
Posted: at 27-05-2011 02:35 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- awesome1 at 27-05-2011 03:11 AM (11 years ago)
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hw we go knw say una be better witches and wizkidz? If una try anytin stupid fire go burn una 2 ashes. Awesome wonder go show una wonders com 29th
Posted: at 27-05-2011 03:11 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- angel_of_truth at 27-05-2011 04:10 AM (11 years ago)
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hahahahahahahaha nothing is impossible in Nigeria. na wa oooo
Posted: at 27-05-2011 04:10 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- rolifaith at 27-05-2011 05:34 AM (11 years ago)
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where they invited by president, i beg make them stay thier own or else fire go kill all of them if dey do any stupid act
Posted: at 27-05-2011 05:34 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rubygodwin at 27-05-2011 06:01 AM (11 years ago)
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Na wa oooo!
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:01 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- godwindave at 27-05-2011 06:02 AM (11 years ago)
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Lol... First time 9ja witches re trying something good. Wow... So sweet :-)

Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:02 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- maryclaret at 27-05-2011 06:10 AM (11 years ago)
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Hmm...Witches and Wizards, Prez Jonathan doesn't need your help. Whenever God says yes, no man can say no, so leave your witchcraft out of this biko. And stop claiming glory for what you did not do.... lol Pathetic  Grin  Grin Grin

Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:10 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deleologbo at 27-05-2011 06:14 AM (11 years ago)
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IMAGINE, witches all over NIGERIA support Goodluck, make He no misbehave o, or else they will turn back to Him. una try.
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:14 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kele4real at 27-05-2011 06:16 AM (11 years ago)
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hhhhhmmmm..make i siddon dey look.. Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:16 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- palwithtunde at 27-05-2011 06:20 AM (11 years ago)
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u guys r kiddin me... Dis is a makeup story.
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:20 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- WhoBdat at 27-05-2011 06:29 AM (11 years ago)
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source:
http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/may/27/national-27-05-2011-005.html
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:29 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- chimax33 at 27-05-2011 06:37 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:37 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyimau20 at 27-05-2011 06:54 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: godwindave on 27-05-2011 06:02 AM
Lol... First time 9ja witches re trying something good. Wow... So sweet :-)

Really, abeg i no fit laugh.
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:54 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KINGJHOE at 27-05-2011 07:08 AM (11 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 27-05-2011 07:08 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- proly at 27-05-2011 07:10 AM (11 years ago)
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HABA WONDER SHALL NEVER END WITCHES AND WIZARD IN NIGERIA
Posted: at 27-05-2011 07:10 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Ibrutex at 27-05-2011 07:17 AM (11 years ago)
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Jst watching...  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked

Posted: at 27-05-2011 07:17 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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