A bus full of politician was speeding down a road when it swerved into a field and crashed into a tree. The farmer who owned the field went out to investigate.Then he dug a hole and buried the politicians.
A few days later, the police drove by and saw the overturned bus. He knocked on the farmhouse door and asked where all the politicians had gone. The farmer said he had buried them. "They were all dead?" the police asked.
"Well, some of them siad they werent,' replied the farmer," but you know how politicians lie."
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