HOW TO CATCH A LIAR.

Date: 27-05-2011 12:33 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Mahmud B W
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- at 27-05-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Mom come to visit her son Sunny for dinner... Sunny live wit a gal room mate, Ada.
During deir meal his mother couldnt help but noticed hw beautiful his room mate was. She has bn suspicious of a relationship b/w dem. Reading from her mouth Sunny explained "I knw wat u r tinkin abt, I assure u I and Ada r jst room mates".
About a week a week later Ada came 2 Sunny saying "ever since ur mother came 4 dinner a'v been unable 2 find d silver plate. U dont suppose she took it do u?" Kumar said "well I doubt it but I'll ask her".
Kumar wrote a letter to his mother as follows

Dear Mom,
Am not sayin dat u did take d silver plate, but the fact remains since the day u came 4 dinner I and Ada were unable 2 find d plate.
Love, Sunny.

Some days later Sunny received an e-mail 4rm his mother as follows;

Dear Son,
Am not saying dat u do sleep wit Ada and am not saying u dont sleep wit her, but the fact remains had she been sleeping on her own bed she would have found the silver plate under her pillow...
love, Mom.

Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- omotoyosolabisi at 27-05-2011 12:40 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- maary at 27-05-2011 12:53 PM (12 years ago)
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2 funny nice 1,u try!
Posted: at 27-05-2011 12:53 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 27-05-2011 01:07 PM (12 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 27-05-2011 01:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bawawaje at 27-05-2011 01:09 PM (12 years ago)
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PB4 pple don enter. am sure na u post am b4
Posted: at 27-05-2011 01:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 27-05-2011 01:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: bawawaje on 27-05-2011 01:09 PM
PB4 pple don enter. am sure na u post am b4

no be me post am
but thats the fact
it has been posted b4
Posted: at 27-05-2011 01:35 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 27-05-2011 01:40 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4

ok
Posted: at 27-05-2011 01:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 27-05-2011 02:13 PM (12 years ago)
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I wil laff lata
Posted: at 27-05-2011 02:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 27-05-2011 02:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 27-05-2011 02:13 PM
I wil laff lata

put the laff for fridge ooo so that ee no go rotten  Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2011 02:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- precious44 at 27-05-2011 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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posted b4 na text?

poster u don try jare
Posted: at 27-05-2011 05:28 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 27-05-2011 05:32 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2011 05:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jaolab at 27-05-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 27-05-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femilux at 27-05-2011 06:07 PM (12 years ago)
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nice1
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:07 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 27-05-2011 06:52 PM (12 years ago)
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imagine
Posted: at 27-05-2011 06:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 27-05-2011 07:07 PM (12 years ago)
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u get see say na old jokes be this ni...
Posted: at 27-05-2011 07:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 27-05-2011 08:33 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-05-2011 08:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 27-05-2011 10:55 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-05-2011 10:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 28-05-2011 08:22 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: precious44 on 27-05-2011 05:28 PM
posted b4 na text?

poster u don try jare

see this grand mama ooo
grand ma good morning  Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-05-2011 08:22 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 28-05-2011 08:31 AM (12 years ago)
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hehehehe nice post!
Posted: at 28-05-2011 08:31 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 28-05-2011 08:37 AM (12 years ago)
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hehehehehe Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice joke
Posted: at 28-05-2011 08:37 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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