LIFE CYCLE

Date: 08-12-2008 1:13 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Joseph Tope
- at 8-12-2008 01:13 PM (15 years ago)
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I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and git it out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day…You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case

Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 8-12-2008 01:22 PM (15 years ago)
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you finish off as an infant. no, as sperm
Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 01:23 PM (15 years ago)
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but life is like a climbing a hill. you ascend and descend on the other side
Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josfeem at 8-12-2008 01:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Imagine if its the other way round
Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 01:41 PM (15 years ago)
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na the same thing. dat na why dem call am 'cycle'
Posted: at 8-12-2008 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josfeem at 10-12-2008 02:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Backwards  in which u must ve spent ur salary b4 u working.
Posted: at 10-12-2008 02:30 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 10-12-2008 11:02 AM (15 years ago)
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If dem don pay me, why i go work again? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-12-2008 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josfeem at 10-12-2008 09:19 PM (15 years ago)
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jst assume it is mean to be like that
Posted: at 10-12-2008 09:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 11-12-2008 10:24 AM (15 years ago)
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i don tell you b4, you  pay me, i no work. SIMPLE Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-12-2008 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-12-2008 04:59 PM (15 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 11-12-2008 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 12-12-2008 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
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i no just like dis one... Even if its just an imgination, its still doesn't make sense to me... Cuz living backwards mean u can die at d age of one...

What if pesin steal my pensions when i save right from age 70 to age 1??? Aw i go take report am at d age of one???
Posted: at 12-12-2008 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 13-12-2008 08:53 PM (15 years ago)
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LIFE CYCLE INDEED
Posted: at 13-12-2008 08:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 14-12-2008 02:28 AM (15 years ago)
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hhhhhhhmmmmmm

Posted: at 14-12-2008 02:28 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 14-12-2008 06:08 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 11-12-2008 04:59 PM
brb
where you dey go?
Posted: at 14-12-2008 06:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 14-12-2008 06:49 PM (15 years ago)
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He wan go kaka...
Posted: at 14-12-2008 06:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 14-12-2008 07:19 PM (15 years ago)
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how you one make am possible or na just imagination
Posted: at 14-12-2008 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josfeem at 14-12-2008 08:42 PM (15 years ago)
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na jst imagination
Posted: at 14-12-2008 08:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- meczytimber at 15-12-2008 04:12 AM (15 years ago)
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this guy funny o.
do u know laff?

Posted: at 15-12-2008 04:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-12-2008 08:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: meczytimber on 15-12-2008 04:12 AM
this guy funny o.
do u know laff?
wetin you wan talk?
Posted: at 15-12-2008 08:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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