He struck the first one and it didn’t work, so he threw it away.
He struck the second match. That didn’t work either, so he tossed it.
Jojo struck the third one and it lit up.
“That’s a good one!” he said, blowing it out. “I'm gonna save it!”
2. On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined N200 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined N600. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of N1800. ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?".
To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A COMPLETE SEASON?"
3. Only Romade fit. . . hehe!
Teacher: Name a country outside our home, Nigeria Romade: Abroad Teacher: Wrong, try again Romade: Away!
4. Cars in Nigeria now zoom the streets with sticjers associated with the class of their owners. On most Jeeps, you
see sticker like: THE LORD HAS LIFTED ME UP
On S-class, E-class, C-Class, Honda prelude and other cars in their category, you see I AM THE APPLE OF GOD’S
EYES. On cars like 504 and other tokunbos, you will notice the sticker TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED. On cars like good
old beetle and panel vans, you will see the sticker, LET THE WEAK SAY I AM STRONG. There are other cars
especially those that cannot pass the MT or any other road worthiness test! This cars are simply moving coffins,
have no brand name and no trace of the manufacturer or country. They are liable to fall apart any moment. Guess
what sticker you will see on this ones? RELAX, GOD IS IN CONTROL.
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 31-05-2011 06:29 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
brightossy at 31-05-2011 09:10 AM (12 years ago) (m)
No one evn make me laff sef.
Posted: at 31-05-2011 09:10 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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